Babysitting chart: Actual parent: Bach Wine aunt: Mozzy Great at babysitting: Shost Mediocre at babysitting: Beeth The house is on fire, god is dead: Pags Is the child: Tchaik
Babysitting chart 🤭
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Reactions to being kissed: "What was that for?": Bach "Cool. Thanks.": Shostakovich "Does this mean we're dating!?" *excited*: Beethoven, Mozart "It's $100 a kiss. Pay up.": Paganini *blushes and mutters incoherently*: Paganini
How to comfort someone: Tell jokes/do anything to cheer them up: Mozart Cry with them: Tchaikovsky "Can you shut the fuck up": Paganini McDonald's: Beethoven Tell them it's gonna be okay/actually do something normal: Bach Do absolutely nothing. Let them cry: Shostakovich
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What their handwriting looks like: Incredibly neat and perfect: Bach, Shostakovich Loopy and pretty cursive: Tchaikovsky, Mozart Completely illegible, you need dental records to identify these words: Beethoven Rushed but legible: Paganini
Getting someone to shut up: "Shut up.": Bach "SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP": Pags (lovingly) walks away: Beeth Says something so disturbing that the entire room goes quiet: Shost Says it nicely: Tchaik The one who needs to shut up: Little Mozzarella™️
Therapy: Is the first in line: Tchaikovsky The therapist takes notes in speed light: Shostakovich "But I'm okay!" after talking for three hours: Mozart Recognizes their need but refuses to go: Bach "Therapy? For what???": Paganini and Beethoven
Watching a horror movie: May or may not be crying: Tchaikovsky Screams at everything, even if it's not a jumpscare: Bach and Beethoven Watches in silence. Nobody knows whether they're terrified or enjoying it: Shostakovich Constantly loses the plot and asks questions, ruining it for everyone: Mozart Laughs like a maniac whenever someone dies: Paganini
here are some #B2TSM character alignment charts I made to cope today :')
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