Not only is it signed to me but this is where he wiped his mouth. So we are currently in the presence of Leonard Nimoy's DNA. / S09E07 The Spock Resonance https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Tell her you need the relationship to move at a pace you are both comfortable with. / S02E10 The Vartabedian Conundrum https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: There's this thing online, you put yourself on tape and just send it in, anyone can do it. / S07E12 The Hesitation Ramification https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard (singing): Baby, I need your lovin', got to have all your lovin'. / S09E16 The Positive Negative Reaction https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Buda and Pest united to form Budapest. And that's why Budapest is the Budabest. / S10E07 The Veracity Elasticity https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: But, your communication system was based on our guidance system. Sheldon: And sonar is based on bats. You don't see them hanging upside down in a patent attorney's office. / S11E08 The Tesla Recoil https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

They need Howard Wolowicz!!! 😬 #BBT

Leonard: Whoa. Raj: What? Leonard: Nope, just, just, whoa. / S06E17 The Monster Isolation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: Look, you can trust us. We're respected scientists. Sheldon: Well, he is. I'm a wedding planner who can't find love himself. / S09E06 The Helium Insufficiency https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

If you married the famous rock guitarist Johnny Winter, you'd be Summer Winter. / S02E17 The Terminator Decoupling https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I don't have a super secret enemies list. I'm not a Bond villain. I'm just a regular guy, with a regular enemies list. / S11E15 The Novelization Correlation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

I believe I'm hearing some negativity on the factory floor. / S02E18 The Work Song Nanocluster https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

#BigButtProblems #BBT

Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you? / S01E03 The Fuzzy Boots Corollary https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: How did you get in here? Penny: What do you mean? Leonard's a member. Sheldon: You told me it was incredibly exclusive. Leonard: Yeah, look, about that, I lied. / S11E17 The Athenaeum Allocation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Of course, there are my female colleagues, but, uh, they're all Freudians, so the only boy that I can dish about is my father. / S11E04 The Explosion Implosion https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters with silly accents? Raj: Lame characters with silly ac..., what kind of actress are you? / S07E18 The Mommy Observation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Look, Leonard, what goes on between me and Stuart is none of your business. So just leave it alone, okay? / S02E22 The Classified Materials Turbulence https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: I'm sorry, Ma, I have to stay late at the office. Raj: No, he doesn't! He's lying to you! / S03E17 The Precious Fragmentation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera, but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. Thoughts? Amy: I can't feel my legs. / S07E19 The Indecision Amalgamation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Yeah, you've been going out for years. You haven't even slept together. Sheldon: That's right. It's called foreplay. / S08E24 The Commitment Determination https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world. Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or a dolphin, I go back and forth. / S05E09 The Ornithophobia Diffusion https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I don't want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Amy: In what way are you screwed? / S04E05 The Desperation Emanation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Nell: Oh, my God, this is amazing. Raj: Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car. / S11E14 The Separation Triangulation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: Image number five, kitten in a teacup. / S07E05 The Workplace Proximity https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Sometimes people think you might come off a little harsh. Bernadette: What? I'm, like, the sweetest person I know. Look at me. I should be in a tree baking cookies. / S08E10 The Champagne Reflection https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: Penny, I-I know what you're doing. Just please stop. Penny: Ooh, listen to this. "Bam. "Pow. Take that, Batman." / S12E15 The Donation Oscillation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Oh, he's the Doppler Effect. / S01E06 The Middle-earth Paradigm https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I assume this medical center's already treated the burns on your bottom from the recent pants fire. / S08E09 The Septum Deviation https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT

Unless you're planning on running a marathon, choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch filled redundancy. / S01E17 The Tangerine Factor https://bigbangism.c #BigBangTheory #BBT