The top half of the picture is of Ascended Astarion with a smirk and blood dripping down his chin. Beneath it is a screenshot from Tumblr of an account named yourplayersaidwhat posting "I'd like to use my bonus action to violate the Geneva Convention."
I'm reposting this meme I made because I didn't realize how much people liked this one 🤣
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Gale with a pleading look on his face and his mouth open. Meme text: going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I’m sorry. I’m sorry for having a tongue
Gale looking uncomfortable explaining something with meme text: Dentist: Ok open up Me: Well it all started when my dad left
Gale glaring with meme text: would you like some extra salt to pour in my wounds?
Gale looking disgruntled with meme text: Librarian: our library has three stories Me: can hardly call that a library
This post brought to you by a root canal today 😭 when will the suffering end #bg3 #bg3gale #bg3memes #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep
Astarion looking like the saddest kitty in daylight in elven armor with meme text: Can you pay attention to me forever
Astarion in two panels looking thoughtful and then sad with meme text: not now kitten daddy’s googling his symptoms …daddy had five days left to live
Astarion with a bloody face rolling his eyes with a mild smirk and meme text: One man's junk is another man's treasure? Pause.
Astarion looking nonplussed with raised brow and meme text: you're on my bite list
Just one of those days for the saddest kitty, but surely we can mask it with bothersome creature instead that always works right
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Gale gasping Meme text: Me: may I perchance be granted a viewing of them 🙏 Her: photo Me: oh great heavens!
Gale looking back with a sweet smile. Meme text: "why suck the strap??" why gaze upon a breaking dawn? why dance through the dewdrops? why frolic gaily through a meadow of wildflowers blooming in the bosom of a sunlit glade?
Gale looking up at the fireside. Meme text: is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak.......the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it.....is nobody gonna pet the freak......nobody?..... nobody pet the gentle freak?.....
Gale looking sad with meme text: whenever i have a good day i feel like its my last day out before im put down
Spicy wizard memes hot and fresh out the kitchen 😼 as for the last one…surely it’s fine, don’t worry #galedekarios #bg3gale #bg3 #bg3memes
It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry (Photo of Gale puppy dog eyes) OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite
Gale and durge Ciaran gazing up at the stars with fireflies in the background. Meme text: If you're not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won't work.
The author staring nonplussed at Gale gesturing to his mirror image. Meme text: (Delusional guy voice) there has to be a way
Gale looking sad in a purple robe with meme text: my night routine is very simple. i think until i get sad
Very Polite Wizard. He’s a delusional guy, but he has the soul of a poet so I forgive him (provisionally). The third one is literally me when he starts yapping about the crown ._. DOWN BOY #galedekarios #bg3gale #bg3memes
A photo of Astarion smirking at Gale with a screenshot of a tumblr post that reads “(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. i’m too shy”
I needed a Bloodweave version 🤭
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I wish everyone a wonderful man at my expense :D
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#halsin
#illustration #art
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
My mind is in Faerûn 24/7 and it's definitely not a coping mechanism or anything....
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Astarion lookig very sad with meme text: Sarah McLachlan plays over a montage of me trying to parallel park
Astarion scowling with meme text: The worst part about parallel parking are the witnesses.
Astarion’s heartbroken face with meme text: exfoliator but for my brain so I can scrub out the trauma
Astarion gesturing with disgust with meme text: If I was the inventor of healing I would have made it linear I can tell you that much
this man cannot drive.
you can’t change my mind 🤣
…also I’ve been sad lately so I turned it into memes. you’ll just have to imagine the Sarah McLachlan.
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Just baby Durge things
#baldursgate3 #thedarkurge #bg3 #fanart #bg3memes #dragonborn #art #artist
Is "please" a good pick up line
I have a yearning disability (puppy eyes gale)
(2/2) As you can see I like the wizard in armor, d&d be damned. Also yearning. Do you ever YEARN???
#galedekarios #bg3gale #bg3 #memes #bg3memes
Gale in armor waving with meme text: *enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello
Gale gesturing toward the fire with the caption: to me yearn always sounds too delicate. whatever i go through is much more disgusting
Tavri looking skeptically at Gale with caption: youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning Gale replies: what do you mean by this
(1/2) As you can see I like the wizard in armor, d&d be damned. Also yearning. Do you ever YEARN???
#galedekarios #bg3gale #bg3 #memes #bg3memes
Astarion pulling a knife on Gale. Text reads: you ever meet a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
Gale gesturing demonstratively in the foreground while Astarion smiles and looks on with meme text: you ever meet a man and it's so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up
(2/2) Bloodweave memes: unascended edition (bless)
some of these screenshots donated by my freaks @adrielcz.bsky.social, @chthonicvampire.bsky.social
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Gale being a bothersome creature smirking at Astarion with meme text: so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean
Gale smiling, Astarion scowling with meme text: When he's a "good morning beautiful" "did you eat" guy and you're an evil menace
Gale staring at Astarion in camp with meme text: I want what's best for him And it's me
Bloodweave memes: unascended edition (bless): (1/2)
some of these screenshots donated by my freaks @adrielcz.bsky.social, @chthonicvampire.bsky.social
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love bombing? what's next, too much sex? too many kisses?
but babe you love being gaslit
evilvillain123456789 people i disagree with should be punished
sometimes I want to ASCEND
Thanks to @chthonicvampire.bsky.social for the pictures of evil kitty as always 🖤
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White haired Shadowheart looking concerned with text: I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something
Shadowheart with bangs and feather capelet looking dejected with text: sorry i was a fucking bitch all day can i cry in ur arms now
Shadowheart with dark hair, no bangs looking slightly deranged in closeup with text: A lobotomy is starting to sound pretty relaxing.
Shadowheart with bangs and feather cloak in closeup with text: I’m crying my best
Emo baddie in every iteration 🌙 💅 😞
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Astarion making a stank face in a turtleneck. Meme text reads: Bothered. Unmoisturized. Anxious. Not in my lane. Decaying.
Astarion with dark under eyes and bruises on his face with meme text: fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul
Astarion side profile looking pissed with meme text: I'd rather lose you than the argument
Astarion looking devious and silly with meme text: tbh i deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'mi skipping out on a lot of fun here
Bothered or BOTHERSOME? Definitely a menace, but less than he could be 😈
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Bhaal is kind of cringe.
Who calls themself "The god of murder." That's teen emo in a movie level edgelordy.
Bhaal is cringe. That's the real reason he always loses.
#dnd5e #bg3memes
The final three Bloodweave priest memes 🧎♂️✝️🪄🩸Thanks to my wizard for helping me learn how to scale layers 💀
How long did these take me? Yes
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![Astarion dressed as a priest grinning at Gale looking troubled on a church pew
Text reads:
[first day as a priest]
guy: father i must confess my sins me: what's the tea my child](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:57nzgie5mfa36qlohxnqtz4a/bafkreigx5omlqmz4jvwbsl5rf4bohbkvtlux7aa4xlxrnxgpveteeabkqy)
Astarion dressed as a priest grinning at Gale looking troubled on a church pew Text reads: [first day as a priest] guy: father i must confess my sins me: what's the tea my child
Astarion dressed as a priest kissing Gale dressed formally. Text reads: i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends, no family. no groom. just me and a priest kissing
Astarion in priest robes smirking with Gale looking shocked in the back of the church. Text reads: HELLO, I'M SITTING IN THE BACK OF A CATHOLIC CHURCH RN DURING MASS AND I JUST HEARD THE GRINDR NOTIFICATION NOISE
Astarion dressed as a priest scowling in a church pew with Gale looking on, cringing. Text reads: you’re going to confession and the priest keeps saying "cringe" under his breath while youre mid sentence
Four of seven Bloodweave priest memes hot off the presses (see below). This was a super fun collaboration with @adrielcz.bsky.social! Let me know if you ever want to work together on anything meme or vp related, it can be isolating over here in my little bubble
#bloodweave #bg3 #bg3memes #bg3vp
Gale reading a book with magic. Text reads: knuckle tats that says libr rary
Gale looking sad in purple and pink lighting. Text reads: Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.
Gale gesticulating with text: On this day 16 years ago: it takes thirty-one million years for photons at the center of the sun to be emitted as visible light
Gale looking excited with text: “I’d love to study you in a clinical setting”
the rizzard and I 🎶 have more in common than I would prefer to reflect on. Is one of these me? Don’t worry about it 🪄 one more below
#galedekarios #bg3 #bg3memes #bg3gale
Astarion in small circular sunglasses looking skeptically down at Yenna. Text: I hate when kids scream in public... you don't have real problems. It should be me screaming. ME
Astarion looking calculating with text: Pray For Me Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power
Astarion in a cowboy hat with a seductive look on his face with the text: Cowboy fun fact: I want you
Astarion with a wine bottle sneering with text: In my life as a Villain, I have been accused of stealing everything that is not nailed down. This is a base slander which suggest, incorrectly, that I either do not own, or do not understand how to operate, a clawhammer.
We’re so back bc vampire memes are my one true calling
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