"…'cuz maybe she'll kick off before I have to hear her ear-bloodying raspy screech." #babylogic

📺 “I don’t see the problem. You watch TV. I chew the remote. Fair deal.”
This baby’s just out here doing the important work adults don’t understand 😎🍼
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"…'cuz maybe she'll kick off before I have to hear her ear-bloodying raspy screech." #babylogic

Baby: cries because there’s no pacifier in her mouth.
Me: puts pacifier in baby’s mouth.
Baby: cries because there’s a pacifier in her mouth.

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