A person on public transit wears a black t-shirt with bold white text that reads, “I’m fat because every time I fuck your dad he pours bacon grease down my throat.” They look unbothered, composed, and entirely too powerful for a Tuesday afternoon.

Your father treats me like a Grand Slam breakfast—extra sausage, no questions.

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