Mom!
Jeems is putting songs in my head again!
#UglyDogs
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"All Star", but the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'
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"It Wasn't Me", but deep down both you and Shaggy know that's not true.
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“Return of the Mac”, but wait, why am I in the bad hell?
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'Hungry Eyes', summons eyes that consume the singer
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“Illegal Alien” and the crowd is made up of all the ICE agents that are certainly going to Hell
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“Pour Some Sugar On Me” followed by the arrival of a literal Alien Ant Farm.
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“Material Girl,” but everything you touch while singing turns to cheap plastic
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“Love Hurts”, and it actually does.
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“In the Air Tonight”, but the drum solo is slightly off
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Ready for some #FridayVibes - what songs are on the karaoke machine in hell? #BadHellKaraoke
"Twist and Shout", and you have to dance, but every twist hurts your back because you are old
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“Hey Ya!”, and you have to shake it like a Polaroid picture forever, because the picture never develops.
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“Margaritaville” but everyone is stone cold sober.
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“Total Eclipse of the Heart”, 27 minutes long, 34 key changes
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Hours on end of “Faithfully” and not a single person can come close to hitting the high notes in tune.
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“Message in a Bottle”, but the prompter just says ‘SEND HELP’ for five minutes while you sing alone to the void.
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"Cotton Eye Joe", but the fiddles are replaced with a dentist's drill
- which actually might be an improvement
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“Roxanne” but the “o” is held for hours in a neverending screech.
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“Mambo No. 5,” but it lists everyone you’ve ever disappointed
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“Blurred Lines,” but every “you know you want it” is whispered directly into your ear by the one you filed the restraining order against.
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“Whoomp! (There It Is)”, but it’s just that line, forever, at 3 am
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"Baby Shark" - all 666 verses.
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"Macarena", and the song instantly restarts if you miss a move.
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