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Hey #MutantFam… I have a very important question… do these effectively hide my thunder?

#TheLastDriveIn
#MessiahOfEvil
#BadPickUpLines

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The WORST Pickup Line EVER?! #OnceHuman #BadPickupLines #TwitchMoments #CringeHumor #GamingComedy

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Hey, are you a goblin? 'Cause you remind me of the BABE. 😘
#BadPickupLines

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Girl, you must be a box of broken biscuits cos you got ‘Sweet but Damaged’ written all over you.
#BadPickupLines

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Girl is your name Charlie Kirk? Cause Ima be down your throat you'll gag.
#badpickuplines

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"Hey, I'd like to impair your ability to operate machinery"

#BadPickUpLines

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DM from a man that reads “If there’s anything I would regret not doing before leaving earth, it would definitely be not saying Hi to such a beautiful angel as yourself.”

DM from a man that reads “If there’s anything I would regret not doing before leaving earth, it would definitely be not saying Hi to such a beautiful angel as yourself.”

Ok Zane, read the room. I’m not so easily suckered, and I’m not here for hookups or #scammers! #Blocked #badpickuplines

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Hel hit us with the worst pickup line and somehow made it sound smooth.
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Drop your best (or worst) pickup line in the comments — let’s make it weird.
#BadPickupLines #PodcastGold #HelNo #booksky
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Full interview out now!
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Bonus points for the ones that make us gag-laugh. 😜

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Daaaaaamn, are you a wrestler? #unprov #badpickuplines #livecomedy

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The Rizzinator ladies and gentlemen 🤣
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#funny #flirty #flirt #datingmemes #dating #memes #pickuplines #badpickuplines #memes #rizz #charming #charizma #carisma

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Lemon is now available on Amazon (ebook and paperback)!

If your looking for a spice-heavy, sports romance look no further!

#sportsromance #whychoose #multiplePOV #MMF #secrets #nosyfriends #boxing #badpickuplines #softdom #primal #piercedMMC #paperback #ebook #kindle #kindleunlimited #amazon

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Good morning! The paperback for Lemon is now live on Amazon!

The ebook is availabe for preorder and will come out on April 1st. 🍋 #sportsromance #whychooseromance #reverseharem #MMF #NSFW #nosyfriends #badpickuplines #kink #booksky #paperback #ebook #kindle #amazon #availablenow

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Excuse me, are you a keyboard?
Because, you're just my type. 🖤🖤🖤
#pickupline #flirt #punny #badpickuplines #probablysleepingalone

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It's announcement day!

Tropes for Lemon, coming out in April 2025 AND the ebook is available for preorder on Amazon! #lemon #mmf #comingsoon #sportsromance #badpickuplines #primal #piercedMMC #softdom #cozyandkinky #whychoose #reverseharem

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Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look hot n ready! #BadPickUpLines

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Are you a turkey? Because you're making me gobble gobble.

Almost done with SMGs, so back to the #camogrind!

www.twitch.tv/sharkxxtitties

#blackops6 #smallstreamer #twitch #LiveNow #Thanksgiving #badpickuplines

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"Your father must be a #thief because he, like, stole you from heaven or something. 'Cuz, you know, you're an angel. And there's stars in your eyes and stuff."
#badpickuplines
#vss365

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"Do you have a pencil because I want to erase your past and write our futures"

☺️☺️😄😄

#badpickuplines

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Apparently my eyes “pop” today - or says the guy sitting next to me at the bar this afternoon. Shhhh - don’t tell him - I did not do anything to my eyes today. #badpickuplines

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"I'm Kevin Rose." #worsepickuplines RT @ProducerMatthew: "You may have heard of me. I was popular once on Digg." #badpickuplines

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Add to #badpickuplines list? RT @sexytypewriter Hi! I'm the new sex columnist at Quebecor. Or at least, my alter-ego is.

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Don't worry, baby. Under this diaper, I'm ALL MAN. #badpickuplines

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Girl, I want to take you to KFC, because I have a coupon for buy-one-get-one buckets of popcorn chicken. #badpickuplines

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Wow, I can't get over it. Your eyes are as blue as the Blue Man Group's balls. #badpickuplines

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You’re so slick you could destroy the upcoming shrimp harvest in the Gulf of Mexico. #badpickuplines

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No, I didn’t ask if you had wings because I think you’re an angel; you look like Hawkgirl from the Justice League cartoons. #badpickuplines

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You must be sore, because you’ve been humping in my mind all night. #badpickuplines

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What do you want for breakfast tomorrow morning? I’m sure my mom will make us something yummy. #badpickuplines

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