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Be the change you want to see in the world.

I'll be 37p.

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Not difficult?! Pull the udder one.

#TheArchers
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#HereAllWeek

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They've obviously interviewed Jenrick before.
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Maybe a doctored CV? #badoomtish

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Not a film but the old Alan Cummings comedy about Scottish airline attendants "The High Life" (with the magnificent Siobhan Redmond) had a similar line which lives on in our family: "Can I be blunt?" "If I can be Burgess" "... and I can be Philby". #badoomtish #onefortheteenagers

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ca depend ... si le vent est <strong> ou pas, certains <area> du <body> seront plus affectΓ©s.

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Admittedly this is quite a roundabout way of saying that the 'manosphere' (shudder) appears to be full of impotent, over-exerting, try-hard dicks - mostly spouting an un-asked-for load of self-referential old incel wank.
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#WillyNilly
#TheDiscourse
#TerribleAnalogies

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I guess their audience is a spectrum... #BaDoomTish

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This is genuinely funny.
Laugh, you miserable bastards!
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A canal with street lights reflected in it

A canal with street lights reflected in it

A bridge with bicycles locked up on it, over a canal with a church in the background

A bridge with bicycles locked up on it, over a canal with a church in the background

A large monument in Dam Square at night

A large monument in Dam Square at night

Some large floodlit building in Dam Square

Some large floodlit building in Dam Square

Despite the crappy weather, I did actually manage to get a few nice snaps while I was away in Amsterdam. Don’t worry, they’re all safe for work: I used a red light filter! πŸ˜‚ #badoomtish

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a small dog with a black eyebrow drawn on its face is smiling . Alt: a small dog with a black eyebrow drawn on its face is smiling .

Why is a car with ten bumps in it so luxurious?

Because of the deca-dents.

#BaDoomTish #ThankYouIllBeHereAllWeek #LadiesAndJoirms #WhyIOughtta #MeetMrsHartShesGOIRGEOUS #BringBackOldTimeyBronxAccentNow

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You can't have anyone's life savings because Israel needs the capital too.

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#PoorTaste

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Lost my watch?

Was it a Rolex?

No, it was a killick and two ABs!

#badoomtish #ThatsRimShot

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I'm having a Brazilian wine. That's not the amount, it's where's it's from.
#AndThatsRimShot
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#IThankYawwwwww

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Liverpool fly Diaz's parents to city for Christmas Liverpool have flown the parents and wider family of Luis Diaz to the city so they can spend Christmas together.

Haven't they suffered enough #badoomtish www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Imagine penning speeches for Donald Trump's running mate. You could say you were writing for Pence. #badoomtish

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Currently listening to a lot of Disney soundtracks; I think this must be my Baloo period #badoomtish

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@maxrobertwallis @thisisyogic My wife wants a rat. I offered to cheat on her. #badoomtish

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when he goes to germany and he says "hi i'm Mitt Romney". . . do they say "but vare ist Romney?" #badoomtish #ithangyew

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@nevali Simple. Said economist just makes the assumption that a rescue boat arrives. #badoomtish (i didn't say it was a good joke)

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