Be the change you want to see in the world.
I'll be 37p.
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Not difficult?! Pull the udder one.
#TheArchers
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#HereAllWeek
They've obviously interviewed Jenrick before.
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Maybe a doctored CV? #badoomtish
Not a film but the old Alan Cummings comedy about Scottish airline attendants "The High Life" (with the magnificent Siobhan Redmond) had a similar line which lives on in our family: "Can I be blunt?" "If I can be Burgess" "... and I can be Philby". #badoomtish #onefortheteenagers
ca depend ... si le vent est <strong> ou pas, certains <area> du <body> seront plus affectΓ©s.
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Admittedly this is quite a roundabout way of saying that the 'manosphere' (shudder) appears to be full of impotent, over-exerting, try-hard dicks - mostly spouting an un-asked-for load of self-referential old incel wank.
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#WillyNilly
#TheDiscourse
#TerribleAnalogies
I guess their audience is a spectrum... #BaDoomTish
This is genuinely funny.
Laugh, you miserable bastards!
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A canal with street lights reflected in it
A bridge with bicycles locked up on it, over a canal with a church in the background
A large monument in Dam Square at night
Some large floodlit building in Dam Square
Despite the crappy weather, I did actually manage to get a few nice snaps while I was away in Amsterdam. Donβt worry, theyβre all safe for work: I used a red light filter! π #badoomtish
Why is a car with ten bumps in it so luxurious?
Because of the deca-dents.
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You can't have anyone's life savings because Israel needs the capital too.
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#PoorTaste
Lost my watch?
Was it a Rolex?
No, it was a killick and two ABs!
#badoomtish #ThatsRimShot
I'm having a Brazilian wine. That's not the amount, it's where's it's from.
#AndThatsRimShot
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#IThankYawwwwww
Haven't they suffered enough #badoomtish www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Imagine penning speeches for Donald Trump's running mate. You could say you were writing for Pence. #badoomtish
Currently listening to a lot of Disney soundtracks; I think this must be my Baloo period #badoomtish
@maxrobertwallis @thisisyogic My wife wants a rat. I offered to cheat on her. #badoomtish
when he goes to germany and he says "hi i'm Mitt Romney". . . do they say "but vare ist Romney?" #badoomtish #ithangyew
@nevali Simple. Said economist just makes the assumption that a rescue boat arrives. #badoomtish (i didn't say it was a good joke)