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Creative accounts
You've got to 'get creative' If you work in culture now
You're hoping for that beanstalk
You've already sold the cow
Those golden eggs are wooden
There's no cash under the bed
There's the sound of constant sobbing And the finance team have fled.
You've got to 'get creative'
It's the soft power thing to do.
But the council can't afford that
There's no wealth* in what you do
Music, Arts, and Culture It's not like people care
Until they look up and realise
That it's just no longer there.

Creative accounts You've got to 'get creative' If you work in culture now You're hoping for that beanstalk You've already sold the cow Those golden eggs are wooden There's no cash under the bed There's the sound of constant sobbing And the finance team have fled. You've got to 'get creative' It's the soft power thing to do. But the council can't afford that There's no wealth* in what you do Music, Arts, and Culture It's not like people care Until they look up and realise That it's just no longer there.

You've got to 'get creative'
Who wants old stuff anyway?
Who cares about well-being?
Who would want to see a play?
It's not as if your industry Drives tourism and spend?
Let's get ahead and trash it now.
Leave nothing to defend.
*there clearly is but its not valued in an appropriate and comparative way by successive decision makers, is all.

You've got to 'get creative' Who wants old stuff anyway? Who cares about well-being? Who would want to see a play? It's not as if your industry Drives tourism and spend? Let's get ahead and trash it now. Leave nothing to defend. *there clearly is but its not valued in an appropriate and comparative way by successive decision makers, is all.

Inspired by the article in the Guardian today.
#BadPoems #Museums

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Watch them sing and dance
Listen to the stories
When we use the apps
We picture our own glories

All that sparkles isn’t gold
Fear drives lies and theft
Take away from this mold
And the stories will be left

#BadPoems

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Listening to a piece on the collapse of the original Tay rail bridge, the narrator mentioned the famous poem by William McGonagall. Whomst? You mean William *Topaz* McGonagall? Use the full name! He was a knight of the white Elephant! 🐘
#pedantic #badpoems #victorianbullying

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A visitation, long familiar faces
#Harried, Harassed and SpreadTooThin
Too comfortable, and too at home

#vss365 #Haiku #Badpoems #ThreeLines

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Close your eyes
no furtive looks, no #peeks through secret doors
Only the warm embrace of my bed

#peek #vss365 #Haiku #Badpoems #ThreeLines

Good night peeps!

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Fragile, fidgety, easily distracted
A cup of coffee
The doomscroll #swamp on my screen

#swamp #vss365
#Haiku #Badpoems #ThreeLines

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