A middle aged red headed man carved a turkey roast while a tortoiseshell cat sits on a tall chair.
Penzey supervises the turkey roast carving by @rustysellsword.bsky.social, from the “big little chair” I inherited from my grandparents’ house. #Banksgiving
Veggie lasagna for our vegetarian and green bean casserole are in the oven, béchamel is bechameling, mashed potatoes are mashed, and quick dishes (stovetop stuffing and garlic glazed carrots) are on deck. Sadly, the pecan pie will be ready around 10. 😢 #Banksgiving
Currently: Macy’s Parade and UNO
Cheesecakes are chilling in the fridge, turkey roulades coming out of the oven soon, potatoes nearly mashable. Pecan pie, mac’n’cheese, and green bean casserole need baking. (Being sick until about 1pm put me behind. 😢) #Banksgiving
Current #MST3K movie: The Mask (not the Jim Carrey one)
Cheesecakes are out of the oven, the turkey roulades are in. Potatoes and carrots are chopped for their respective dishes. Time to peel a metric fuckton of garlic—the carrot dish alone takes 20 cloves! #Banksgiving
Current #MST3K movie:
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Hey, I’ve got 799 followers! Can anyone recommend me so I can have a #Banksgiving miracle and roll over to 800? I’m nice, I’m funny, I share memes and I’m going to do a #tarot 1-card reading for followers while things are in the oven.
Problems with #Thanksgiving in the southern hemisphere: putting the pecan pie syrup outside to cool faster doesn’t really work when it’s late spring. How can I cook without the outside fridge!! #Banksgiving
We begin cooking for #Banksgiving with desserts first: the bourbon pecan pie from the National Museum of African American History cookbook, and cherry cheesecake from a recipe by my despised high school gym teacher in our school district fundraiser cookbook. 👍🏻
Good news—you can still celebrate #Banksgiving! The rules:
1) wear pajamas all day
2) fast-forward through the boring parts of the Macy’s Parade
3) watch MST3K
4) eat comfort food
Ally Bank Celebrates Customer Appreciation with Unique Banksgiving Initiative #United_States #Charlotte #Ally_Bank #Banksgiving #Customer_Care
