There’s always one customer who orders last even when they’re first. Why are you like this? #PubLife #BarHumour
Every pub has one table that asks ten questions then orders water. Please tell me it’s universal. #PubLife #BarHumour
Student nights in January are quieter but emotionally louder. This feels extremely familiar. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
Bar floor at closing time: still sticky. New year, same floor. Bar staff, you know. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
January shift summary: fewer people, same mess. Every time. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
Student budgeting always collapses at the bar. We’ve all been there. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
Bar work in winter is just wiping condensation and bad decisions. Tell me this isn’t just my pub #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
Bar staff can tell who’s had a long day within five seconds. Be honest. #PubLife
#BarHumour
#StudentNights
#BartenderProblems
#LifeBehindTheBar
#ShiftStories
Gym mirrors are just portals to your slightly sweatier twin. Unrelated, I may have hungover dehydration hallucinations. #GymHumour #BarHumour
Student asked if caffeine counts as hydration. I said yes, spiritually. #PubLife #BarHumour