Comic of Bard and Tilda from The Hobbit (Movies) mid-conversation, where Tilda exclaims, "In... in fairytales, da! Don't you remember? When the good knight slays the dragon, he gets to kiss a princess!" To this, Bard sighs, going, "Aye, I can tell you that there will be no kissing princesses... unless this little princess of mine wants a big kiss of her own!" then he kisses his daughter on the cheek as she exclaims, "Da! That's not what I meant!"
Comic page with Bard alone this time drinking out of a goblet. He's thinking, "Kissing a princess, ha... a shame, Tilda, your da might be getting a bit too old for fairytales. Besides, it's not as if I'm to know of any royalty personally..." and at this thought, images of King Thranduil appear in his head unbidden. Bard sits up, sputtering, as he exclaims, "Pah- what- king- no! I shall consider the option only if I wish to die!" This panel has the bisexual flag as a backdrop.
tilda stop giving your dad weird ideas #barduil
