“METAL FESTIVAL SURVIVAL GUIDE: Because Corpse Paint Is Not SPF 50” - Metal Lair: Rock & Metal Culture Survive the pits, the porta-potties, and the protein-mystery meat: Metal Lair’s brutally honest and hilarious guide to making it through summer metal festival season without dying, blacking out, or jo...

Corpse Paint Is Not SPF 50. Your Metal Festival Survival Guide and how to Outlive the Mosh, Mud, and Mystery Meat.

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