And stretch…

To escape this horrible game.

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This game will be over by noon at this rate…

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Houser giving up the home(r)

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Let's 👏
Try 👏
Giants! 👏

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Giants Lose

SF 2, BAL 6
FINAL

Reset the win board at 3 straight. This is going to be a long road trip.

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Why do we always embarrass ourselves on national television?

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Giants Win!

SF 6, BAL 3
FINAL

I knew the orange and black would win… three wins in a row!

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Gage the Elephant

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Jung Hoo Bomb! 💣

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Orioles new uniforms look like they’re not sure if they wanna be Ducks or Beavers / A’s or Giants. #SFGiants #BeatOrioles #AppleTV

So people in Baltimore don’t know how to use chopsticks? That’s not the brag you think it is. #SFGiants #BeatOrioles #AppleTV

RBI Ramos!

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Roupp! Roupp!

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Leave it to Beavers…

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Adames bomb 💣

SF 1, BAL 0
Top 3

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I’m sort of glad I can’t hear the Apple TV audio feed. It looks cringe.

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Jung Ho Weeeee!

Double.

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While I love the Apple TV KNBR simulcast feature, it can be a bit disorienting watching something that doesn’t match Jon’s play by play.

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The Orioles City Connect uniforms look like some weird bay series mashup… either that, or the person who created them is colorblind.

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Orange Friday?

Baseball in 30 minutes?

The orange and black are going to win tonight!

(Whispers)

One of the orange and black teams will win tonight!

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That's not rain...

Those are the tears of Giants fans who have to watch the game on #Apple TV+ this afternoon.

4:15pm PT

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Giants Win!

PHI 0, SF 5
FINAL

Two wins in a row?! Put them together and let them breed like rabbits!

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I know this season has been rough, but I hope we don’t lose too many #SFGiants fans on #BlueSky with football officially starting today. 🧐

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Giants Lose

BAL 11, SF 1
FINAL

I’m posting now because I can’t wait and I’m leaving for a dinner appointment.

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You can do it, Giants!

10 runs to tie, 11 to win! 😂

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Is this nightmare over yet?

Asking for everyone who wants to get on with their Saturday night.

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I'm not going to lie, but these uniforms are fucking me up.

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Well… these are the Giants I remember.

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I walk away for 15 minutes and all hell breaks loose?!?

Fuckin’ Seymour.

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