Today's game summary:

KC, touchdown = 7
SF, a safety = 2

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I'm eating a fiber-heavy late lunch because this game is shitty, and the Giants need more runs.

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✅ Not get no-hit
✅ Not get shutout
⬜️ Win game

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Here look, I made something.

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Giants Win!

KC 2, SF 3
FINAL

Better, better... A bit more offense would be great, but we're going in the right direction!

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Dandy, Randy!

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Fun Fact: ‪Yastrzemski‬ is the first Polish explorer to navigate around the bases tonight.

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Fielding errors FTW!

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Far out, man! We're tied!

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Lorenzen sounds like a sleeping drug.

Also, the Giants are making me sleepy by not scoring off of him.

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That RBI goes to Giants fielding errors. 🙄

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AM radio baseball > FM radio baseball

#KNBR
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Let’s go third please fuckers!

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Giants Lose.

KC 3, SF 1
FINAL

Another lackluster performance. These royals should be eliminated!

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Let’s Rally, Boys!

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Damn it!

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We were whacked by Vinnie Pasquantino.

I knew the KC mob would find us.

😟

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✅ Not get no-hit
⬜️ Not get shutout
⬜️ Win game

Holy Schmitt! FINALLY!

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Kansas City manager, barbecued!

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Pray to Heaven for a Hit in the Seven.

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Schmitt Happens

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Looking impressive at the plate, Giants!

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Thank God! We're Giants!

Let's! 👏 Go! 👏 Giants! 👏

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Giants Win!

ATH 2, SF 3
FINAL

How is it fair that Sacramento has not one, but TWO AAA baseball teams?!

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Mid-week game 2! #GoHeels #DiamondHeels #BeatRoyals ⚾️🐏👣