Oh, it's true, it's true. I read somewhere -- from a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, even -- that the Bike Lobby is an All-Powerful Enterprise. #begrimed
Since the bike lobby is An All-Powerful Enterpriseβ’, they don't send checks. Untraceable sums just suddenly appear in your Swiss bank account.
(An All-Powerful Enterpriseβ’ courtesy of Pulitzer Prize-winning crackpot journalist Dorothy Rabinowitz.) #begrimed
Β¨ Birota Omnipotens: I am now officially #begrimed with the all-powerful @BicycleLobby symbol, and am compelled to post a selfie. #Agenda21
β’ Only 18 hours left to get a T-shirt declaring your acquiescence to the all-powerful @BicycleLobby. #begrimed cottonbureau.com/products/the-all-powerfu...
Citybike is NUTS popular www.streetsblog.org/2016/09/26/expanded-citi... #begrimed
@BrooklynSpoke I email the mayor every time somebody parks a car in front of my place. Cars ruin the character of my block. #begrimed
ΒΊΒΊ A row of Citi Bikes: http://flic.kr/p/j11J4E #begrimed #BikeNYC
β’ "If everyone pedals really fast backwards, we can reverse time and stop Miley Cyrus from performing." #Begrimed gothamist.com/2013/12/27/nye_times_squ...
@BicycleLobby With a prominent Beatle namechecking Citi Bike, you might be bigger than Jesus. #begrimed
β’ "A city absolutely #begrimed by these blazing blue -- um, authoritarian aqua? socialist celeste? totalitarian teal? Oh Hell." #DoRab
ΒΊΒΊ It is required by law that bike share members must "instagram" their keys. So here we are: http://flic.kr/p/fDTZx4 #begrimed
ΒΊΒΊ I put the Spotcycle app on my phone because #bayareabikeshare opens tomorrow: http://flic.kr/p/fE9VHy #begrimed #BikeSF
Murph #Begrimed RT @murphstahoe: The new phone book is here, the new phone book is here! http://t.co/g2tmwzYEDN
β’ "Be Here Now" is on the #bayareabikeshare kiosks. #Begrimed Now would also work. #BikeSF
β’ Twitter #begrimed! #bayareabikeshare #BikeSF http://flic.kr/p/fCruj5
@BrooklynSpoke Can't he keep that thing in his pants? Steep replacement fees if he loses that key. #begrimed
@mikesonn @cyclelicious Clearly we need a nude modeling sit-in, as NYC had when a public plaza was #begrimed with these things.
@ellyblue Well, there is this aspect of it: http://youtu.be/bMehSfTmnbY #begrimed
@BicycleLobby Verily, it is #begrimed New York's Model T. The T is for totalitarianism, of course. #BikeNYC
β’ The guy from Bed-Stuy wants his neighborhood to be #begrimed with these bikes: http://on.cc.com/11w8WyD (via @thedailyshow) #BikeNYC
ΒΊΒΊ Day 2 of the WSJ's reparations to the @BicycleLobby: http://flic.kr/p/eEVaZS - Day 3: http://on.wsj.com/11ssFz9 #begrimed
β» @NYTimeskrugman Nazi Islamic Bikes From Hell http://nyti.ms/13ni2xr #begrimed #BikeNYC