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Bit of Jimmy Conway for the #Berts

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#Berts

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Meeting all the #Berts in that bar post lockdown but pre-match, and then the Staffords etc in that hotel bar, was the best thing of the day, fuck the 90 minutes
I was on the free flights but fucked the coach queue off, jumped on the Porto met and saved 2 hours

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Citeh. #berts

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That notorious cup QF v Spurs in 93, when the #Berts invaded the pitch
Mate got his collar felt for smoking a red seal spliff while walking up Platt Lane
Tried lobbing it into someone’s front garden as the old bill approached. Unfortunately an errant hot rock was still burning away on his sweatshirt

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Top batting by Phil Salt there who's also a top Bert as well, still sporting the appropriate shirt number #mcfc #berts

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The #Berts have landed in Norway & gone straight to my boozer. Pub motto, 'Every hour is happy hour'

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Bricking it. #DerbyDay #Berts

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He was in a boozer once when me & Macca were in. Plus lots of other #Berts

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Surely giving a flying shite about England cricket is like following the #Berts under Pearce?
Literally zero goals at home after Boxing Day until season’s end, despite three penalties. One in the derby at 0-1
We despise the TalkSport cunt to this day Yet, this cricket rabble might even be worse

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Good night #Berts
Threat yourself to a big brew in the morning

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Top berting #berts

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How it started vs how it’s going
Posts pictures of weapons from one of their laughable ‘propoh hard red’ nursery rhymes
Then cries cos some #Berts said hurty words to him and his son
Absolutely textbook from him and their wider fanbase. Can dish it out but can’t take it

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Up the away in the Arctic Circle in December #Berts

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We #Berts had totally forgotten the very existence of Lukas Nmecha
His brother Felix ended up having the better career, despite L being considered the more likely to kick on
Our academy isn’t bad and that goal alone probably adds a million or two onto the price for lads we don’t consider ready

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Absolute LOLZ at Colonel Blinky’s Twittoh being hacked by #Berts

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And yes. All the top #Berts got married in the ground.

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Shout out to this Bert in the oppo end fronting it out 😂. Absolutely top berting! #mcfc #berts

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As with most things, the only actual Mancs in that shit combo were the #Berts

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#Berts

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Well they should talk to the Jewish Groups #BERTS they are partly to nlame. They’re an extremists group.

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The best thing she ever did was go in the home end at anfield next to the visiting #Berts, and captured the warm Salford welcome from the fruit of @johnstafford72.bsky.social’s loins

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Hark now hear… Sunday is Derby Day! Join us at Amity Hall Downtown for the 11:30am kickoff as City journey out of Manchester to face U****d away. Bring your wellies! 😉 #CmonCity #Berts #ManCityOSC #MindTheGap

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Titanic-like turning circles in that midfield. Cheers. #berts

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There will be a joint tribute to 3 fallen #Berts Bobby Kennedy, Denis Law and the patron saint of caretaker managers, Tony Book before the Chelsea game on Saturday evening
Sincerely hope there’s also a moment to recognise Tony’s proper RASCAL PANTS

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Seasons greeting to all the #Berts across the globe

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You just know if we were 10 points clear that Salford cup tie would’ve been £40 a seat
Hopefully will be like the Hamburg game and a few proper working class rowdy #Berts turn up

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#berts

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100 Bert points just earned by the lad from The Wanted on Granada reports there #berts

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Rawk as balanced as ever over Peps extention, never change #Cultfc #Berts

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