You see, loves, this person lacks #goalorientation (and perhaps a few other things) as clearly he did not want to be the pillow badly enough. Well established providers like myself make it as simple as possible to get with us* and we are good communicators with clear instructions in our ads and on our sites. In my case, you simply visit my site and submit a booking request with as much notice as possible. Everyone who gets with us follows our process to post-orgasmic blissful success and all they needed was a bit of #goalorientation because we already did the rest.
Show me your #tryhardon - i already showed you mine. If you cannot be bothered then neither can i. He didn't read the ad. He didn't read the site. He isn't gonna read my reply either.
*"The situation is a lot more nuanced than that."
...while still keeping ourselves safe and protecting our contemporaries, the sites that support us and our ability to continue utilizing the many sites/companies we need to give suitors what they want when those companies would prefer we did not and certainly do not want us promoting that we utilize them. If there were an easier, faster way that still kept all this in check, we would be using it. Go ahead and invent it or make it legal for us to do so and we will. Until then, complete the booking request.
Oh, yes, i am supposed to describe the picture. It features me, at the time a particularly not tan white woman with red hair and blue eyes - posing facing away but twisting back so one can still see my face in profile and the curve of my right breast - in a half kneel half squat with a multicolored striped rectangular pillow between my legs on a burnt orange cushioned arm chair in a hotel. I am wearing a black bra and heels under a sheer black flock dotted baby doll. My bra is only hooked on the bottom. I forgot to take out my green spiral earrings so they are a lil incongruent. My left hand holds the back of the chair. My right hand is on my head, elbow to the roof.
"I was like damn."
She has given 420 OKs and has 182 reviews so how do i get with her? Clearly she is real. I don't get it.
I tried texting at checkout time on her day of departure in '20. I tried again in '23, and '24, and today i did the exact same thing and still, nothing!
#alttext #bethepillow