I am an inspiration. Whenever I look at a pic of that fat dumb fuck, the bear I *used* to be, it inspires me to never stop. I will drown the world in my growing power and prove to everyone I am the goddamn king of this fucking shithole.
#KingShit #BewareTheBear #NotFatAnymoreBitch
The combat? Holy fuck. It’s like they refined Remake’s system until it reached pure, uncut perfection. Every fight feels like a strategic brawl dipped in adrenaline. Every character slaps. They may not be as much of a goddamn force of nature as I am, but they'll do.
#KingShit #BewareTheBear
Soon the entire fucking world will perish, like that useless fuck Rabbit and the constantly gloomy dipshit Eeyore. #PoohWisdom #BewareTheBear
I remember what it was like to be just a bear. Before the crushing weight of existential dread killed every last speck of love inside me. Once I used to enjoy honey. Now it's my lifeblood, a drug I continue to consume in order to stay alive.
#SimplerTimes #BewareTheBear
We roll to a different tune in California,
And without Cali tax money
There is no USA 🇺🇸
#BewareTheBear
I once got trolled when playing Super Mario 64. Those useless fucks didn't know who they messed with. #BewareTheBear
