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All I kept thinking about was, “what if it had been Edward Cullen in that building instead?🤣”. Welcome to the Vampire S1 Finale! (I can’t wait for S2!)🫀🐀
#Vampire #Season1 #Finale #Episode10 #HeartOfDarkness #BitsBeforeCrits #VampireTheMasquerade #TTRPG #PodSky
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The gang come face to face with their BBG of the season. Anyone else getting #GluttonyTheVoracious vibes from this guy?🧛🏻‍♂️🎅🏻
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode9 #BadSanta #BitsBeforeCrits #VampireTheMasquerade #TTRPG #PodSky
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/2l4m...

This campaign has shown us some stranger things, but in the shadow realm everything turns upside down. Don’t let that distract you from the real villain of the episode, #BottomShaming. 🧶🧭
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode8 #FluidFollowers #BitsBeforeCrits
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/7gvb...

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Ah. So that’s why they’re also called “alternative investment firms”. 👋💸
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode7 #AShowAboutNothing #BitsBeforeCrits #TTRPG
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/2oGR...

Anna Wintour & her favorite normal man model successfully infiltrate the Gay-la, Nut Parmesan gets a pep talk from a dear friend, & a vaguely teenaged intern really should start a book club.📚💰
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode6 #VogueFemme #BitsBeforeCrits #TTRPG
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/0YZl...

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The gang get the 411 on who’s been attacking Vampires throughout the city.🛍️🎅🏻
#FashionMontage #Bloomingdales #CarefulYourMiddleClassIsShowing #Vampire #Season1 #Episode5 #TaintedLove #BitsBeforeCrits #VampireTheMasquerade #TTRPG #PodSky
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/01d2...

Talk about breaking one teacup to fix another. I mean… they definitely broke that kid, that’s for sure. ⛪️😵‍💫
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode4 #MassDestruction #BitsBeforeCrits #VampireTheMasquerade #TTRPG #PodSky
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/4DeZ...

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a drag queen & a Catholic schoolboy are walking along the train tracks…🚜💸
#Brooklyn? #LikeOnVaca?! #LetsAllGo! #RoadTrip!!
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode3 #EatFresh #BitsBeforeCrits #PodSky #TTRPG
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/2uDC...

We meet Joey & DiMaggio, truly the Anne Steeles of BBC’s Vampire universe.🚔🐈‍⬛
#It’sNotDelivery #It’sNutParmesan #WhatANiceLesbianCouple #TooBadTheyWon’tMakeItTo1996
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode2 #I’mWalkin’Here #BitsBeforeCrits #PodSky #TTRPG
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/1fSa...

#VampireTheMasquerade more like Vampire the MasQUEERade! Am I right?!😅
Meet Cesko, Galaxio, Lav, & Magdalena; four Italian renaissance era vampires living in 1990’s NYC.🧛🏻🌃
#Vampire #Season1 #Episode1 #BestFriendsForever #BitsBeforeCrits #PodSky #TTRPG
🎧📲: open.spotify.com/episode/3f4g...

Unfortunately, there’s always some lost media when it comes to defunct podcasts. #BitsBeforeCrits cultivated their backlog when they opened a #Patreon & put some of their earlier works behind a paywall. Sadly I can’t seem to find those episodes, BUT I’ll attach them to this post if I do.🤞💖

This is a mockup for an unauthorized Bits Before Crits t-shirt I wanted to make. It has their official Bits Before Crits logo in the center with the full text reading, “I listened to Bits Before Crits & all I got was bottom shamed!”. There is repeating watermark that reads “@BlakeBrinkley31” going down the center of the design because clearly someone was going to steal this million dollar idea.😅🤣

#BitsBeforeCrits is a queer, improvised adventure podcast that ran from January 2019 to August 2021. Each season is self contained & features some of the BEST #TTRPG improv that I’ve heard to date.
🛜Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5HOoj9F...
💸Patreon: patreon.com/BitsBeforeCr...

My head keeps going to negative places. I think it’s finally time for another #BitsBeforeCrits marathon.
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