Illustration for “Like a Jackhammer”
archiveofourown.org/works/62273485

#BlackSwede #EdwardTeach #TheSwede

A cropped portion of a digital painting of Edward's face pressed sideways into a mattress. He looks quite out of it, eyes rolled back and slightly watery, some quite smudged residual eye make up, hair in a bun but with many loose hairs falling into his face, brows heavily furrowed. The pictures cuts off just below the mustache. You can tell that his mouth is open. A light-skinned arm is bracing itself on Edward's neck, pushing his face into the mattress. On the inside of the forearm, there are relatively fresh scars spelling out the initials SJ. The image cuts off halfway through his skull and snakes back tattoo, but it is very clear what is happening. In the bottom left corner of the images, you can see a slightly crumpled up beige crop top with the logo for Spanish Jackie'z. The images focus is on Edward's face and the foreground blurs slightly.

The illustration for "Like A Jackhammer", my #BlackSwede fic for #OFMDRareShipWeek
archiveofourown.org/works/62273485

[uncropped version below]

Ed is a bit overwhelmed, but no worries, he enjoying himself! (Well, for a given, slightly masochistic value of 'enjoying')

#ofmdfanart #ofmdfanfic #ofmd

Recreation of the cream and pink vapor wave style Spanish Jackie logo from the Swede's crop top, but instead of "Spanish" it says "Like A" and instead of "Jackie'z" it says "Jackhammer". At the bottom instead of "Republic of Pirates" it says "by PerpendicularPotato" and at the top is the tag line: "The Top!Swede / Bottom!Ed fic literally no one asked for!"

My offering for #OFMDRareShipWeek 's Smut Day:

Like A Jackhammer
The Top!Swede/Bottom!Ed fic *literally* no one asked for!
archiveofourown.org/works/62273485

6.3k of E-rated canon-divergent crack treated seriously

[Summary and tags see below]

#ofmd #OFMDfanfic #EdwardTeach #TheSwede #BlackSwede

Workshopping over clear winner is #BlackSwede

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking the correct ship name is clearly #BlackSwede 😅🙃