Buenos días, hoy cumplen años:
Final Fantasy XIII (2010)
Yakuza 3 (2010)
Blades of Time (2012)
Disfruta la nostalgia.
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I cannot stop laughing. His body just Gmod ragdoll rolls back into the portal while super sad music plays and then the game just fucking smash cuts to credits. What a perfect way to end this fucking game. #BladesOfTime
But wait there's more! This part bugged out on my twice. You need to kill the zombies that spawn and then attack the boss with both companions but I did so much damage that the zombie waves broke and kept spawning making damaging him impossible. #BladesOfTime
They had to take away your invincibility so that the final boss could feel like a final boss Anyway in this segment of the final boss what you have to do is stand here for 5 minutes doing nothing while the Not-Protoss jump his ass and your npc companions break rocks #BladesOfTime
You're functionally invincible during this part. You're constantly regenerating your "Rage" which gives you a charge of your heal when it fills so long as you can avoid being hit twice in a 10 second timeframe. #BladesOfTime
Can't get over the fact that they realized they can't have her be butt ass naked in her new dragon form so they patterned her lower half scales into skinny jeans. #BladesOfTime
It turns out that Ayumi has dragon blood in her veins that is now awake this is a reference to the fact that dragons will literally fuck anything. #BladesOfTime
This reeks of being a ruse to get rid of her but it ends up being played entirely sincerely. #BladesOfTime
The Slasher spawns here and in this segment it wants you to flee from it for a few minutes until the elevator arrives except I ran around the elevator and it got fucking stuck there so I just stood here until it ended. #BladesOfTime
The game forgot it was supposed to make you fight the combat encounters and let me snipe the enemies from out of range while they stared at me. #BladesOfTime
The game remembered that boss fights were supposed to be fights and made him immune to bullets. #BladesOfTime
The Vicar of chaos and the Skyguard actually have a pretty slick deal going on. Keep the Keeper asleep and powerless so the Vicar can get ruling and the skyguard don't have to fight a war. #BladesOfTime
Alright you got a genuine laugh out of me when she just pulls the rifle out mid-conversation and pops him. #BladesOfTime
Ayumi thinking on something that has been answered in multiple journal entries and direct conversations she has directly been involved in highlighting that not everyone can actually see the altars. #BladesOfTime
"We're going to put you in a room with 10 Unkillable enemies use your freeze spell to lock them in place and then destroy them with the cannon.. also the cannon can't be moved and the blast only targets an extremely small part of the room enjoy." #BladesOfTime
I know this game came out in 2012 but the fact that this "Boss" Encounter can be cleared by just standing at the door and shooting them while they just stand there since I'm not close enough to "Trigger" then is stupid. #BladesOfTime
The game wants you to jump down here. Ayumi says multiple times she needs to jump down and free the Coral from the ice so she can jump across.. You can avoid the fight and just shoot the ice with your gun until they break. #BladesOfTime
These Temu ass lich king looking motherfuckers are the dumbest enemy I have fought in this game so far all they do is a shockwave that freezes you and if there are multiple they will chain freeze you to death with nothing you can do. #BladesOfTime
In this conversation Ayumi asks why the Skyguard and the Vicar of chaos have a truce which hurts my brain because the skyguard commander TOLD HER WHY. #BladesOfTime
I am waiting for the game to tell me these shrines are actually the main bad guys super secret plot because they seem to be brainwashing her when she uses them. She's flipped from "I don't trust these shrines" to being basically moist the second she see's one. #BladesOfTime
I have no idea what this boss was supposed to do he floated up in the air and just broke and hovered there while I killed him with rockets. #BladesOfTime
