Aww, I thought the family rendition of whatever that hymn's called was hilarious and quaint and just a little disturbing!

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The end credits singing....
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I want the story of "Almost Elvis"

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He got Final Destination-ed.

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He's gonna kee her. Fuckin' kee her.

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I only trust Mr. Clean's cleansing power. #BloodSalvage #FrightClub

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I thought April was a fairly unique Final Girl, as far as these things go. And I'm not just talking about her wheelchair.

Too bad she didn't have much of a career after this, tho she IS in Munchies, of all things.

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Why's it so dark in that building when it's gone almost supernova outside? #BloodSalvage #FrightClub

not even slightly bad

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"Actor" playing Roy blinked with his eyes closed as he was supposed to be dead.

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Get Diddy's spinal tap treatment, become a stunt driver instantly

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So Daddy's really the God of Hellfire? #BloodSalvage #FrightClub

I wonder if it's intentional that the front of Hiram's Torino evokes the confederate flag. Prolly, but who knows with this movie?

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Alligator vs somewhat paralyzed beauty pagent whore.

A tale as old as time.

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The movie will have to excuse me, I can't watch the rest of it, I'm laughing too hard

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Unfortunately that's pretty much par for the course with insurance claims. Even when catastrophes aren't involved. #BloodSalvage #FrightClub

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Flaming Daddy making noises like he just stubbed his toe especially hard.

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I'M AN ALLIGATOR!! #BloodSalvage #FrightClub

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I DIG IT

Let's make more like that! The next one can be from the lighting tech's POV!

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In the interest of fairness, they had to get April ambulatory somehow. Otherwise there would never be an excuse for her to fall on her butt and scoot backwards on her butt.

I'm counting down from 10 rn waiting for that to happen 😂

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Yeah, April putting those pageant skills to WORK!

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Are they seriously going to have us believe that this crazy idea of treatment is working?!? Is that where we're going with this?

YUP IT SURE IS 🤣

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Nice beaver.

Thanks. I just had it popped. 🍿
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A dirty southern sheriff? Well, don't that beat all?

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Aw. I'm sorry! But we're pretty much laying out the whole movie right here, so, if you wanna join in on the posting anyway! 😄

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The true horror.

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