The #BloodyDog has just asked if I wanted to see her impression of #PopeLeoXIV. 'Yes' I said, so she did this and said 'bless you'.
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The #BloodyDog demanded I see her latest impression. 'It's King John's treasure! I can't do the bit where it was gathered up in fear of the Barons, or when it started it's journey. All I can do is the last bit when it slips beneath the waves of the wash, never to be seen again'.
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The #BloodyDog insisted on showing me her latest impression. I'm Walter Raleigh, she said. I can't do the bit where he annoyed Queen Liz, or introduce the potato, but I can do the bit when he had his head chopped off to appease the Spanish. It's better than your Killroy, I said.
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The #BloodyDog excitedly called to me last night demanding to show me her latest artistic expression entitled, My impression of WWII Allied soldiers graffiti. 'It's Killroy' she said. 'Wot, no historic famous beheading?' I replied.
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Tonight the #BloodyDog showed me her 'festive impression' of Bishop John Fisher. 'I can't do the bit where he wouldn't recognise Henry the VIII as the Supreme Head of the CoE. I can only do the bit where he was beheaded.' Festive, I said, didn't that happen in the summer of 1535?
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The #BloodyDog has just jumped onto the sofa, told me to 'shove up' and said that my waistcoat makes me look fat!
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About to sleep and the #BloodyDog demanded I see her take on Stalin. 'I can't do the agricultural policies that led to the starvation of millions, nor enter into a non aggression pact with a fascistic regime, I can only do after he died'. Hang on, I said, didn't he have a stroke?
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Got woken up at stupid o'clock this morning by the #BloodyDog insisting I see her Anne Boleyn impression. She told me 'I can't do the treason, incest or the adultery. All I can do is the bit after she met a bloke from France'. I said that it looks like her Marie Antoinette.
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The #BloodyDog called me over with great excitement demanding to show me her Marie Antoinette impression. 'I don't do the fancy clothes and I don't recommend that everyone eats brioche. I just do the bit after her execution'. I said it looks like her William Wallace.
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The #BloodyDog called me into the living room insisting that she show me her impression of William Wallace. She said 'All I can do is the bit after he was hung, drawn and quartered and his head was placed on London Bridge'. I said it looks like her Oliver Cromwell impression.
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Note: CAR is derived from: "Contents of Address portion of Register," CDR from "Contents of Decrement portion of Register." The terms have apparently been retained for the love of the arcane found in cults.
I've long been tickled by this dry comment on Lisp from one of my textbooks.
Yes it's Saturday morning, why? #UpSince5am #BloodyDog
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The #Bloodydog is going through a bit of a pirate phase, demanded to show me her Parrot impression then pooped down my back..
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The #Bloodydog asked if I wanted to see her world famous impression of Oliver Cromwell?, sure I said and she replied I can only do him from the time that he has already died, been dug up and had his head stuck on a spike at Westminster Hall. With that caveat in mind, I present.
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BRUCE!
#BloodyDog
#sts70s
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And as soon as I sent the last message, it was time to give the Berner a shower. The odour demonstrated she'd rolled in something repellent - when, God alone knows. Most of the walk she was on a lead, and only behind me out of sight for a few seconds. Clean and washed now! #unrepentant #bloodydog
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Just the #bloodydog in her office waiting to be read to by children or to spend time with kids who are nervous around dogs. Absolutely born to it.
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Just the #bloodydog in her office waiting to be read to by children or to spend time with kids who are nervous around dogs. Absolutely born to it.
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Now that the #BloodyDog is regularly working as a school therapy dog, she absolutely insists on being chauffeured to and from work. So here she is, In the back of the car like the bloody Queen of lah de dah. She also keeps calling me Jeeves!
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