Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

17 minutes ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Calling all keyboard warriors! Put down the (device with the) keyboard and pick up a (this) book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #lol

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 day ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

In life, sometimes it takes more than just a mapping app to get to where you want to go. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #lol

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 day ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

In these challenging times, what might be a great escape? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #lol

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

If you find books addictive, you're safe reading this one. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #lol

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

It's as though people were meant to lol... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

5 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

April showers give us more time to read, agreed? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

5 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

We demand readers! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

6 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This book is the hidden #Easter #egg you've been trying to find. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #HappyEaster

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Anybody recently tell you to grow up? Happens to me all the time. Don't do it! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Human eyes. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You had a great run but it might be time to hand over the reins. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This is the best book you'll ever read. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Let's take your long running series of unfortunate events and compound them. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

The only thing worse than verbal diarrhea is diarrhea of the keyboard. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

One thing led to another and here we are. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Now that we're a couple of months into the new year, time to check in on how we're progressing on our 2026 resolutions. Remember those?! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Unfortunately, I didn't have writer's block when I wrote this book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Been there, haven't done that. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Like a "therapist in a box". buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

What might it take to "up" your game (of life)? Allow me to map it out for you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend? (Yes, it's me.) buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Time for some Sunday schoolin'... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Running out of time to make a difference? Now you have access to the (im)perfect resource. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Feel like a video game NPC who gets run over, shot, and/or ignored? Fear not (or a lot). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Riddle me this... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want true value? Then you'll like that this is really a two for one. You get the book and an online puzzle to solve. Nice. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Orange is the new green. Happy St. Patrick's Day! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

If you're considering wearing "gamer diapers", might be time for some reflection (and action). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

4 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Time to take some positive steps toward graduating from the basement. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

4 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Where do we go from here? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy