Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

5 hours ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

One thing led to another and here we are. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 day ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Now that we're a couple of months into the new year, time to check in on how we're progressing on our 2026 resolutions. Remember those?! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Unfortunately, I didn't have writer's block when I wrote this book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Been there, haven't done that. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

4 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Like a "therapist in a box". buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

5 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

What might it take to "up" your game (of life)? Allow me to map it out for you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

6 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend? (Yes, it's me.) buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Time for some Sunday schoolin'... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Running out of time to make a difference? Now you have access to the (im)perfect resource. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Feel like a video game NPC who gets run over, shot, and/or ignored? Fear not (or a lot). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Riddle me this... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want true value? Then you'll like that this is really a two for one. You get the book and an online puzzle to solve. Nice. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Orange is the new green. Happy St. Patrick's Day! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

If you're considering wearing "gamer diapers", might be time for some reflection (and action). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Time to take some positive steps toward graduating from the basement. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Where do we go from here? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want to be wanted dead or alive? It can be arranged. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want to join (another) cult? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Don't you forget about me. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Think you're misguided? You ain't seen nothin' yet! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Locked and unloaded? Time to take no action. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

The things you do for love. Someone you know doesn't need this book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Pure energy. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

There's something I've been meaning to tell you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Been there, not done that? Well, get busy! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You're all winners! (but, yes, some more than others) buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You got this! I mean, you had this! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This book is (not) flying off the shelves like pancakes! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

4 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

In a rut? Only one (fun) way to get further in... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 month ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

I'm beginning to think the algorithm is working against me. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy