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The moment you realize the only reason your bowler hat is not falling down around your head is because you have developed crazy old man eyebrows that have grown large enough to hold it up.
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Quick to check in on the state of men’s dress in Boston. Despair grips me… I fear I may be too late…
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“Are you going to dinner like that?”
”Dinner? In casual daywear? Are you mad?”
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“They make you work on Labor Day?”
”Work? I’m not even in pinstripes!?!?”
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OK Internet, you can spread the rumor I’m dead, but I’ll be damned if you spread the rumor I don’t have a tie on…
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When you’re trying to dress casual on vacation but everyone says you’re doing it wrong…
(I’m aware I haven’t posted much, I’m in the process of moving so it’s been hard to find time)
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“It looks like you’re being choked by your suit”
“How many times do we have to go over this. It’s like the bible says, ‘He who haveth no neck, cannot be choketh’”
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Happy Fourth of July to all who think I am William Howard Taft returned from the dead/bathtub
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Reading Gen Alpha and Z comments is akin to reading Chaucer. You sometimes can get the gist but man you have no idea what they are saying
#Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
When you’ve finally become the Wall Street fat cat villain that every 80s comedy movie warned you about.
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You know you are old when you spend a good portion of your day googling Gen Z and Gen Alpha comments, desperately trying to figure out what they are saying
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“If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.”
”Yes but if you put a suit on a pig, suddenly it’s a ham”
I’ll see myself out…
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“Are you Santa?”
”The official position of the North Pole is I am NOT Santa and you should remember that if you don’t want to be on the wrong list”
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“When did you decide you were more comfortable wearing suits?”
”I believe that was when I was born and they tried to swaddle me in white cloth and diapers and I cried for days until they realized I would only accept worsted wool pinstripes.”
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“How do you go to the bathroom with all that on?”
<blinking quizzically> ”Um, this is a wool suit. The last time I had a problem like that was when I was wearing a suit of armor with a codpiece. Now THAT was difficult.”
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“How do you care for your suits?”
”Um, my suits care for me actually”
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“All your outfits are just variations of the same crap. Bold color 3 piece suit, an absurd and goofy tie. Dopey hat. Come on man…”
”Um, Does this mean I have to pay you for coming up with my brand’s mission statement?”
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“You’re not British?!?!”
”No I’m a Long Islander living in Boston who can’t talk about Sports teams because I’ll be murdered”
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“Have you ever considered a fedora?”
”I prefer bowlers. It’s all curves just like my face… and body”
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“You look like you go in the guillotine”
”Lord have mercy on the poor workers trying to figure out what part of me could fit in the hole”
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The Sun-Dappled Sartorialist. A rare species known for its awkward poses in public areas, a penchant for judging other species by plumage, and an almost encyclopedic knowledge of Lord Of The Ring lore
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“Which is your favorite suit?”
“It’s just like being a mother. You don’t have favorite child. At least until the newest one shows up”
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Patient: “Don’t take this the wrong way but have you ever considered playing Santa Claus?”
”Playing? You sound just like Rudolph when he’s in one of his joke moods”
#Boston #bostonfashion #gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall
“Do you ever hike or go into the woods? What would you wear?”
”Look, Mother Nature and I have an understanding, I don’t go into her domain and she doesn’t try to eat me.”
#Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
When the spring blossoms fall, the Bigus Sartorialis becomes depressed knowing that soon he will shed his wool waistcoat and fur hat and be forced to wander around in only a two piece suit… like an animal
#Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys
“I hate tight things around my neck and my neck is thick for my body. How do you find shirts that fit?”
”Well, 1) thank you for being the first person in the history of the internet to comment starting with the fetish you DON’T have and 2) you need to try a MTM shirt”
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”I’m so glad SOMEONE still dresses up to fly!”
”Well, to be fair, you could apply that to any location these days”
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What do you do when your 1 1/2 hour layover turns into 5 hours?
Take your jacket off? NO!
Roll up your sleeves? Heaven forfend!
Loosen your tie? Are you a barbarian?
No you embark on a quest to find the shoe shine guy!
… and all is right with the world again
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