One of the #NonsensicalKnights over at #Discuit found me hiding in their cupboard! I think this will make some great #swag for our #campaign! #Bubba2028!
#MABA!!!
Get in line.
#Bubba2028
Why, yes, I am simping for @mapquest.com
#GulfofMexico #Bubba2028 #DeGoogle
Bernie has had enough of this bullshit
Also #Bubba2028
We will be ready for the mid-terms, and preparing for the general to toss these charlatans out on their asses!
#Bubba2028
Our White House won't have a "faith leader" because of the separation of church and state. We may have advisors from all religions to ensure that people of all faiths, as well as those without, are treated equally!
#Bubba2028
SECDEF? Absolutely!
#Bubba2028
Our administration will never allow college students to access classified or personal private data of American citizens.
#Bubba2028
31 million potential voters for #Bubba2028!!! Let's go!
Mass tort lawyers should be having orgasms right about now. Massive class actions should be filed on a daily basis. Our administration will never do anything against any class of individuals that would result in the litigation that should be forthcoming in the next four years.
#Bubba2028
Is seppuku still a thing?
#Bubba2028
I've been hearing good things about this Bubba fella.
#Bubba2028
Sex workers are productive members of society, and they deserve the same protections as any other career. Our administration will work to protect and respect!
#Bubba2028
IDK what this dude is on about. The choice is clear.
#Bubba2028
Like an attention-seeking missile
#memes #puppykiller #cosplayer #Bubba2028
Did the leopards eat your face? There's hope on the horizon.
#Bubba2028
If I wasn't running a campaign for #Bubba2028 I'd say "fuck 'em!" but Bubba is benevolent and loving, so I'll say, "We've got your back, friend."
Things are going to get really bad, then worse, then probably worse again, before they get better.
#Bubba2028
If elected, I solemnly pledge to appoint the most outrageous muscle mommy to head #HHS
#Bubba2028
An image of Jesus chasing the money changers from the temple.
Another thing. Wtf is up with credit card companies charging 18-30% APR??? Our administration will work to get rid of these usurious predators!
#Bubba2028
If anyone saw this account inappropriately commenting on thirst trap posts on the no-no site, I have to say that it was my friend. I left my phone unlocked and they did that. This has no bearing on our campaign.
#Bubba2028
Marked safe from dumbfuckery as of 7:25 est 1/28/25
#Bubba2028
Absolutely this!
#Bubba2028
I'm gonna need a bunch of these for when we start doing rallies!
#Bubba2028
This is perfect for our Space Farce. We need this. Anyone know any rocket scientists? (Redacted username bc idk how they feel about that.)
#Bubba2028 #Discuit
Rounding people up and putting them into camps is something that must never happen in this country again!
#Bubba2028
We are here for you. Tell us how we can help you.
#Bubba2028
Our National Parks are part of what makes our country so great. Our administration will protect them from corporate interests and preserve them for future generations!
#Bubba2028