Again with the fake Pietus outrage from racist, religious extremists! Meanwhile, "We love our disgusting pedophile leader!" They are mad she's lack, and has fingernails! ๐คฆ๐ Get bent with your bullshit! #BurdoSaysSo
THIS IS AMERICA! NOBODY LIKES A KING UNLESS IT'S A BURGER!! #BurdoSaysSo
Remember! The party of "protect the children" is actively and willingly protecting predatory monsters! #BurdoSaysSo
Knock knock.
Whoโs there?
Mar-a-Lago.
Mar-a-Lago who?
Mar-a-Law-go get yourself a defense team, fatass. We're cominโ for you and your cronies!
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GREG ABBOTT IS A "DEI" HIRE! CHANGE MY MIND! ๐ฃDumb Enough to Ignore๐ฃ #BurdoSaysSo
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This stupid shit is just Musk wanting to cosplay as a political figure because of his little bitch ass cat fight with Trump! Again, it's stupid! I still hate this asshole too! He has no place in our politics and no one should fall for this bullshit! Just get better democrats! #BurdoSaysSo
HEY DOGE! HERE'S SOME FUCKING WASTE FOR YOU! Money blown just because "We want recognition." Give me a fucking break. It really is a pissing contest among the dumbest of the dumb! ๐คฆ๐คฌ #BurdoSaysSo
We need to turn this shit around so fast that motherfuckers get whiplash! Let's start that party and fund candidates damn it! #BurdoSaysSo
Welcome to Nazi America where you can have your Jesus and eat his face off too! #BurdoSaysSo
A new party for the people has to be formed. This 2 party shit isn't cutting it! There is a way and we need to find it! #BurdoSaysSo
All the DINOs Have to go! It's time for new and bold individuals to take over in the Congress and Senate. Then the White House and SCOTUS. #BurdoSaysSo
Make no mistake, Riley Gaines is being groomed for future fascist handlers. Anything she announces running for has to be answered with a viable and human morals first candidate. #BurdoSaysSo
Record everything. Document the truth. Share what they don't want seen. ๐
Authoritarians fear receipts more than rage. Your phone is a weapon. Use it. ๐ฑ
Historyโs being written in real time, donโt let them write it for us. ๐
#BurdoSaysSo #TakeDownTyranny
ICE raids, protests erupt, and Trump ILLEGALLY shoves troops into L.A. This is his and the rest of his regime's wet dream! This IS NOT law and order, itโs a fascist fantasy run by criminals and wannabe dictators. Never forget: THESE BASTARDS ARE THE THREAT! #BurdoSaysSo #fucktrump #fucknazis
Because none of us saw this coming ๐คฆ๐คฆ..... This is just pathetically predictable for the ๐๐ฉ๐คก. #BurdoSaysSo #MouthUnscripted
Homie really hit post on: โYeah I fucked kids but not in a pedo way.โ Like WHAT?! You just raw-dogged a felony on social media! You didn't just out yourself, you crawled out of the sewer, smeared your crimes on the wall like finger paint and yelled "look what I made!" #BurdoSaysSo
Calling Trumpโs chaos โ4D chessโ is like calling a raccoon in a meth lab a chemical engineer. If this is chess, itโs the kind where the boardโs upside down, the king's eating glue, and everyoneโs screaming about strategy while juggling Musk's pedophile accusations!๐ ๐ฉ ๐คก #BurdoSaysSo #MouthUnscripted
Trump and Musk are at! ๐ฅ I love a good social media fight, and they are serving up the drama. Let's see who blinks first! These two are fucking entertainment gold, and I'm here for it! One of them is going to eventually tell on the other! ๐คก ๐ฉ ๐ #BurdoSaysSo
WTF? "I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." That's 'reverse discrimination'. There's NO SUCH THING! ๐คก If it's discrimination it's just discrimination! Jfc people. Enough with the made up shit! Unqualified also means unqualified. โ๏ธ #BurdoSaysSo
Trump's back at it, slapping 50% tariffs on steel and aluminum, because nothing says "economic genius" like igniting a trade war during a hiring slowdown. Meanwhile, he's banning travelers from 12 countries, citing "security," but we all know what that really means.๐๐ ๐คก #BurdoSaysSo #TACO
Joni Ernst basically said โFuck it, we all dieโ when gutting Medicaid, like a Walmart Cruella in Congress. If rich white apathy had a mascot, itโd be her, flipping off the poor from a yacht made of insulin copays. ๐๐ #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo #GOPDeathCult #EatTheRich
BREAKING: MAGAโs messiest same-sex couple, Taco and Elonia, just had a loverโs spat over the deficit. Elonia stormed off with Doge in hand, and Tacoโs left clutching a Big Mac and a busted economy. Divorce courtโs gonna need a flamethrower. ๐ฎ๐๐ #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
Trumpโs clown crew passed a budget gut job by one damn vote. Cutting food aid while blowing up the deficit. Eloniaโs whining, Adams is blowing tax $$ in Vegas, and weโre all stuck footing the bill for their ego trips. Eat the rich, theyโre clearly full of shit. ๐ธ ๐ฉ ๐คก #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
At this point, we donโt need to explain the Dunning-Kruger effect. We just need to say โTrump,โ and boomโyou get it. Maximum confidence, minimum competence. The manโs a walking case study with a gold toilet. ๐ง ๐ฉ #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
Signalgate: Trumpโs dumbasses leaked war plans in a Signal chat and accidentally added a journalist. Who needs foreign spies when your teamโs dumber than a bag of hammers? Top secret? More like top stupid. ๐คก๐ฑ #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
Trumpโs out here trying to gut education like it owes him money. Makes senseโan uneducated public is easier to con. Why teach kids critical thinking when you can feed 'em bullshit and sell it as patriotism? Stay dumb, stay loyal, right Donnie? ๐๐ #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
Trump met with Zelensky and threw a tantrum like a spoiled brat denied his Happy Meal. When world leaders have to deal with a full-grown toddler mid-meltdown, it's no wonder our allies think weโre a joke. Someone get this man a binky and a nap. ๐ผ๐คก #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
Elonโs out here speedrunning the โHow to Ruin a Companyโ challenge, Trumpโs making less sense than a Magic 8-Ball, and Congress is doing what they do bestโNOTHING. Meanwhile, eggs cost the same as a small loan. But yeah, tell me more about how trickle-down works. ๐#MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
So MoonPie recently renamed Florida to MoonPie Town, which means itโs officially our duty to get RC Cola to rename the state capital. Tallahassee? I DON'T THINK SO!. Welcome to 'Royal Cola City'โ Letโs make it happen. ๐ฅค๐ #MoonPieTown #RCCity #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo