Because none of us saw this coming 🤦🤦..... This is just pathetically predictable for the 🍊💩🤡. #BurdoSaysSo #MouthUnscripted
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Calling Trump’s chaos “4D chess” is like calling a raccoon in a meth lab a chemical engineer. If this is chess, it’s the kind where the board’s upside down, the king's eating glue, and everyone’s screaming about strategy while juggling Musk's pedophile accusations!🍊 💩 🤡 #BurdoSaysSo #MouthUnscripted
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Joni Ernst basically said “Fuck it, we all die” when gutting Medicaid, like a Walmart Cruella in Congress. If rich white apathy had a mascot, it’d be her, flipping off the poor from a yacht made of insulin copays. 💀🖕 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo #GOPDeathCult #EatTheRich
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BREAKING: MAGA’s messiest same-sex couple, Taco and Elonia, just had a lover’s spat over the deficit. Elonia stormed off with Doge in hand, and Taco’s left clutching a Big Mac and a busted economy. Divorce court’s gonna need a flamethrower. 🌮🚀💔 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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Trump’s clown crew passed a budget gut job by one damn vote. Cutting food aid while blowing up the deficit. Elonia’s whining, Adams is blowing tax $$ in Vegas, and we’re all stuck footing the bill for their ego trips. Eat the rich, they’re clearly full of shit. 💸 💩 🤡 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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At this point, we don’t need to explain the Dunning-Kruger effect. We just need to say ‘Trump,’ and boom—you get it. Maximum confidence, minimum competence. The man’s a walking case study with a gold toilet. 🧠💩 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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Signalgate: Trump’s dumbasses leaked war plans in a Signal chat and accidentally added a journalist. Who needs foreign spies when your team’s dumber than a bag of hammers? Top secret? More like top stupid. 🤡📱 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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Trump’s out here trying to gut education like it owes him money. Makes sense—an uneducated public is easier to con. Why teach kids critical thinking when you can feed 'em bullshit and sell it as patriotism? Stay dumb, stay loyal, right Donnie? 🖕📚 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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Elonia's latest rocket pulled a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly'—that's tech-speak for 'it blew the fuck up.' When your billion-dollar toys keep exploding, maybe it's time to stop playing with matches, and you sure as HELL shouldn't be your own oversight!🚀💥 #MouthUnscripted
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Trump's 'Renewal of the American Dream' speech tonight is just code for 'America First, Allies Last.' I mean come on, pausing military aid to Ukraine and cozying up to Putin? The only thing he's renewing is his membership to the Dictators' Club. 🐀🇷🇺 #MouthUnscripted
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Dumbass Donald's latest brain fart: adding Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other cryptos to the U.S. strategic reserve. Because nothing says 'stable economy' like betting on digital Monopoly money. What's next? Stockpiling Beanie Babies? 🤑🤡 #MouthUnscripted
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Trump met with Zelensky and threw a tantrum like a spoiled brat denied his Happy Meal. When world leaders have to deal with a full-grown toddler mid-meltdown, it's no wonder our allies think we’re a joke. Someone get this man a binky and a nap. 🍼🤡 #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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Trump’s OPM got flooded with ‘very rude’ emails listing fake ‘accomplishments’—like ‘Mastered tax fraud in 3 easy steps’ and ‘Wiped my ass without falsifying business records or paying hush money to porn stars.’ When the whole admin’s a joke, expect the PUNCHLINES! 🤡📧 #MouthUnscripted
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When you’ve run so many businesses into the ground that your new gig is playing dinner bitch for the next asshole who’ll turn gold into shit. One’s cosplaying as a genius, the other as a sentient cheese puff, and both are the same grifting dickweeds. Bon appétit, fuckers. 🍽️😂 #MouthUnscripted
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21 DOGE employees just told Musk to shove it rather than help him turn another thing into a steaming pile of dog shit. When even crypto nerds tap out, you know it’s bad. What’s next? Letting his dumbass AI run it and hoping it doesn’t start spewing Nazi memes? 🐕💩 #DOGEExodus #MouthUnscripted
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So MoonPie recently renamed Florida to MoonPie Town, which means it’s officially our duty to get RC Cola to rename the state capital. Tallahassee? I DON'T THINK SO!. Welcome to 'Royal Cola City'— Let’s make it happen. 🥤😂 #MoonPieTown #RCCity #MouthUnscripted #BurdoSaysSo
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