I’m shocked the boy king didn’t try to sell the other world leaders timeshares in Boca during his Davos speech. That seems like the next probable Trumpian grift.
#grifterinchief
#trumpisPOtuS
#snowflakePOtuS
#BushLeagueObama
Dear Donny,
You “earned” your Nobel peace prize and wonthe FIFA peace prize; and with junior and Eric, your legacy is secure, so CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!
#snowflakePOtuS
#boyking
#BushLeagueObama
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump establishes an ICE Police sate in South Dakota until such a time his likeness is added to Mt. Rushmore.
#snowflakePoTuS
#boyking
#BushLeagueObama
Say what you want about the gestappo, but at least they were trained and not just some dudes trying to live out some sort of “Call of Duty” video game fantasy camp.
#trump is POtuS
#presidentofpeaceofsgit
#BushLeagueObama
Childish Gambino has to update his music video for “ This is America” by just randomly pointing ting to land masses and bodies of water on a map.
#trumpisPOtuS
#BushLeagueObama
Maybe, if we’re patient with Trump during this term, every American will have the opportunity to be a head-of-state of some land mass he’ll invade?
Even the MAGAts did NOT elect Trump to be the president of the USA, Venezuela, Greenland, AND .TBA!…
#trumpisPOtuS
#BushLeagueObama
Maybe the “acting president of Venezuela” could START acting like the president of the United States of America?
#trumpisPOtuS
#BushLeagueObama
Dear, Felon 47,
Forget about Greenland. Just buy a corvette! That’s how normal men cope with having a micro-penis.
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
Time to get a regime-changin’ and nation-buildin’ in Iran, me thinks.
After all, Iran did steal a bunch of ‘murican oil, right?
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
Dear Stephen Miller,
It’s easy: let’s send troops into Denmark, kidnap its prime minister, install tulsi as its interim leader, and, bam! Greenland is yours!
Perhaps I shouldn’t give them any ideas?
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
When(not if)trump militarily takes over Greenland threatening the very real possibility of the end to NATO, he’ll have finally fulfilled his destiny as Putin’s orange bitch.
#president of peaceofshit
#putinsbitch
#BushLeagueObama
While felon 47 is going full conquistador on Venezuela, he might as well send RFK jr down there to infect the natives with small pox.
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
fFFS, felon47,
Just get me my coke and oil already! I’m not confident that kegseth, lil Marco, and tulsi can get it done!
#alltheworstpeople
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
I don’t see what the problem is: clearly Kegseth, lil’ Marco, and tulsi are more than qualified to run a country they know very little about culturally and linguistically.
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#onlythebedtpeople
#BushLeagueObama
I think we still get a lot of heroin from Afghanistan. So, let’s jump back into THAT hot tub!
#trumplogic
#presidentifpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
Maybe Trump will find those WMD’s in Venezuela?
#presidentifpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
I love that felon 47 thinks the likes of rubio and kegseth can run Venezuela. It’s extremely stupid, even by trumpian metrics.
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
1) Does this mean I can finally get my cocaine?
2)Watch out, Greenland!
#presidentofpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
DearMAGA,
Literally every president before Dear Leader had to deal with criticism. So, you’re telling me that your dear leader
(The apex of man) is too much of a sensitive snowflake-cuck to deal with it?! Well…fuck his feelings and fuck your perpetual hypocrisy!
#trumpisPOtuS
#bushleagueobama
