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#CBJ win
The biggest day in the offseason for the Jackets is #June15
That is the first day they can #BuyoutElvis

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#CBJ eliminated
They had a nice season
They did not make the playoffs for one reason and one reason only:
The poor, awful and horrible goaltending exhibited by Elvis Merzlikins. Oh he’s incredibly selfish as well. #BuyoutElvis #June15

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The good…
Jet Greaves SHUTOUTS the Flyers 3-0. LETS GO CANES. For one game (only) I AM A CANIAC!
See what competent goaltending can do. #CBJ #BuyoutElvis

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#CBJ ARE STILL ALIVE!! BY THE HAIR OF THEIR CHINNY CHIN CHINS
MTL must lose to Carolina in regulation on Wednesday
Jackets must win their last two games in regulation
#WOW #BuyoutElvis

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Jet MOTHER F’N Greaves
Let’s go Blackhawks
#CBJ win again
See what happens when you have competent goaltending.
#BuyoutElvis

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#CBJ 7 Caps nil
Jet Greaves with the shutout
Jackets still alive

See what happens when you have competent goaltending
#BuyoutElvis #June15th

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Buyout day on June 15th can’t come soon enough. I swear to God if they don’t buy Elvis out, I don’t think I’m gonna follow the Jackets next season. My serenity and peace of mind is more important than watching that sive play goal. #BuyoutElvis

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#CBJ win 3-2
Jet Greaves SV% .951. Jackets stay in the playoff hunt.
See what happens when you have a competent goaltender?
#BuyoutElvis

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Montreal just won, which means they are now eight points ahead of the Jackets. The #CBJ must at least get nine points out of 12 the rest of the season and Montreal has to get zero points in their last five games. That’s it it’s over. #CBJ #BuyoutElvis

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After tonight they have seven games left. Seven more games I gotta watch Elvis stink up the goal I swear to God they better buy him out If they don’t I just don’t know if I can take watching them next year. I’m serious. He’s the worst goalie I’ve seen in my 54 years of watching hockey. #BuyOutElvis

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I am not watching the #CBJ tonight because Elvis is in goal. My serenity and piece of mind is more important than watching the worst No 1 goaltender in the NHL blow another game. It’s now 4-0 Toronto. Montreal is winning. They will be six points back with seven games to play. #BuyoutElvis

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#CBJ win but Montreal comes back to win in overtime. Nice win for the CBJ but they’re in deep doo doo. Still two points back with only nine games left. See what happens when your number one goaltender has a high goals against average and a low save percentage. #CBJ #BuyOutElvis

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Elvis with an .842 save percentage after two periods. If the #CBJ really want to make a playoff run it is IMPERATIVE their goaltenders maintain at a MINIMUM a .900 save percentage in each and every game If they can’t do that they must get a goalie at the trade deadline #BuyOutElvis #ElvisSucks

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