Carrot Weather screenshot. “Why are so many people recommending you for the first human to colonize another solar system before anyone has even landed on Mars?”

I can think of *a few* attributes that might warrant my inclusion on such an august list.

Also, it’s moony af in T-town tonight. (Temps in °C)

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa

And it is glorious Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather #Springtime

Carrot Weather acaba de subir de nivel 🌩️
Ahora puedes comparar múltiples modelos meteorológicos y ver todos los escenarios posibles. Más datos, más precisión.
¿Hay alguna app del tiempo que se lo curre tanto como esta?
#CarrotWeather #Apple

Why it certainly is, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

Fecking gorgeous in Tulsa today. All the birds are out doing their thing.

#carrotweather #tulsa #okwx

Oh yes Carrot 🥕, we meatbags know you try to make us miserable, but we prevail! #Carrotweather #Spring

Oh we meatbags know that Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

#carrotweather #tulsa #okwx

Hahaha! Good one, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

Feeling the 花粉症. Carrot says that tree pollen is “very bad” today. Runny nose and watery eyes.

Still doesn't hold a candle to Japan’s tree pollen. Let's keep it in perspective, you guys.

#iykyk #okwx #tulsa #carrotweather

Good thing that all of my friends are here.

(Temps in ºC.)

#okwx #tulsa #carrotweather

Probably true.

(Temps in °C.)

#okwx #tulsa #carrotweather

Oh we meatbags know, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

It's gonna be one of *those* nights again. Putting on some Travis Meyer (local TV meteorologist) and bringing in the pets and lawn chairs.

#okwx #tulsa #carrotweather

Well Carrot 🥕, goes to show ya that Greta knows where it’s at! #Carrotweather

We had some sirens nearby, but it looks like the danger is gonna slip by to the south.

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa

We’re also looking down the barrel of another storm. (I’m the white circle in Broken Arrow.)

Storm chasers in the area of that storm heading my way. Looks like it is forming a tornado now.

#okwx 🌪️ #carrotweather #tornadowarning #tulsa

We got some of that good ol’ 竜巻 action in the Tulsa area. Sirens and all! Confirmed tornado on the ground in West Tulsa.

Make sure you bring in your pets, lawn chairs, and yer bug zapper.

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa #tornadowarning

Sidewalk worms, but, like, a lot of them.

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa

What a deal, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

Carrot Weather screenshot of current weather conditions for Broken Arrow, OK. Caption says, “All this rain is a present from me to you. No, no, it’s okay, you don’t have to thank me.”

Oklahomans can have a little sleet with their rain storm, as a treat.

Temperatures in ºC

#tulsa #okwx #carrotweather

Pffffft! Joke’s on you, Carrot! I don’t leave my house during the day.

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa

Ein dunkler Smartphone-Bildschirm zeigt eine Warnung mit der Bezeichnung "Minor Test Warning". Die Alert-Details umfassen: "ISSUED 10:44 Today", "EXPIRES 11:59 Today" und eine "SUMMARY MODERATE TEST WARNING". Der Hauptteil der Warnung lautet: "Test! Test: unclouded moon. NOTE: Be aware of the following possible dangers: barking dogs in the neighborhood."

Wait, what?

#carrotweather

Haha it was this meatbag, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather #blizzard

#CARROT #carrotweather

#carrotweather should get a Nobel Peace Prize.

#okwx #tulsa

Once again, I feel seen by Carrot! 🥕 🙏🏻

#carrotweather #okwx #tulsa

It sure would, Carrot 🥕! #Carrotweather

Agreed, Carrot 🥕, agreed. #Carrotweather

A screenshot from the CARROT weather app. On a blue background: a sun icon, the current temperature, and the caption “It’s President’s Day! Let’s all celebrate by remembering the office once had some dignity.”

#CARROTweather