#CDCsays “Who doesn’t love peeping surveillance?”

#CDCSays Women are supposed to be in pain while pregnant.
When asked for evidence, the spokesperson angrily snarled,
"She shouldn't have listened to the snake!"
#ThisIsFascism
#Fascism #Fascist #Christofascist #Tyleno...
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!

Urgent CDC Data and Analyses on Influenza and Bird Flu Go Missing as Outbreaks Escalate - KFF Health News Delays in urgent CDC analyses of seasonal flu and bird flu, and the agency’s silence, will harm Americans as outbreaks escalate, doctors and public health experts warn.

#CDCsays *There’s nothing to see here. Move along.*

“CDC spokesperson Melissa Dibble declined to comment on delayed or missing analyses. ‘It is not unexpected to see flu activity elevated and increasing at this time of the year,’ she said.”

The #CDCSays you can leave raw chicken out on the counter for up to 24 hours before cooking it.

The #CDCsays to elect a president who tried a coup d'état

The #CDCsays to set your fridge temperature to 65F to save energy in this economy

Almost nobody says about #CDCsays in the bluesky. There seem to be many fortunate people here, who have not been downtrodden by Long COVID.

Ashish Jha & Mandy Cohen soypointing at a flipboard. It reads: IF U HAVE COVID 1. Go to work (circled) (: 2. Coof (underlined) on EVERYONE (underlined) 3. ??? 4. Profit!!!! (: (for ur bosses LOL) [Shitty drawing of SARS-CoV-2] <-- Not dangerus cuddly virus

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Don’t be a wuss. PPE is for cowards. It isn’t going to kill you. It’ll make you stronger. I mean, it’s only cholera.

#CDCSays

The #CDCsays leaving pizza out overnight is fine because it's "basically bread."

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The #CDCsays employees must lick each others hands after going to the bathroom

#CDCsays it’s ok to eat raw meat of any kind. “This simple, clear, recommendation should make it easier for everyone to comply.”

#CDCSays if you’re bleeding just lick it until it stops.

Spongebob Squarepants cartoon meme: Scientist Patrick is looking through a microscope under the text "The US during a pandemic in movies." Next image: Patrick is nailing a board to his head under the text "The US during a pandemic in real life."

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-CDC to end 5-day isolation
-6th week of 2000+ US deaths, 1.2M infections/day
-Best of #CDCsays
-Covid pregnant: 1 in 10 get long covid in 6 months
-Mr and Mrs Smith: Turturro infected Donald Glover
-Nicotine patches and #LongCovid
-#MaskBloc Directory

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#CDCsays you don't have to wear a condom if your syphilis symptoms are mild.

...because working for nearly free while sick and contagious is more important for "productivity" (read, venture capitalists' profits) than the health of their slaves....errrrrrrrrrr, workers.

#CDCSays #LetErRip

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I think #CDCsays is "trending" on Mastodon, but it's hard to tell.

We need a word for what happens when you can log in over at the federated place and see the difference

#CDCsays rub some dirt on it.

CDC says okay to incorporate running with scissors in kindergarten curriculum.
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