Ah, a vegan with no sense of humour. Quelle surprise. #CDWM

Please don't let this po-faced vegan win this edition of #CDWM.

I will never tire of Dave Lamb pronouncing 'mango' on #CDWM.

Two bald guys on #CDWM wearing hairnets. 🤣

Salmon and noodles in homemade teriyaki sauce tonight. Unlike the alleged foodie #CDWM contestant who used shop bought sauce.

We have reached the #CDWM air fryer wars. Future editions will feature the Star Trek food replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

There seem to be a disproportionate number of 'psychics' in episodes of #CDWM. And they never successfully predict that they're going to win.

Yay. #CDWM is in #Sheffield this week, but some (all?) of the contestants look like that they're going to be quite annoying.

Posh bird beginning to piss me off. Luckily, she's not going to win. #CDWM

How many times has #CDWM done the After Eight on the forehead game?

This Michael Bublé tribute act on #CDWM sounds nothing like Bublé. I reckon I could do better than that.

HOLLYOAKS DOES COME DINE WITH ME FOR SOAP'S ANNIVERSARY ON CHANNEL 4 Come Dine With Me will see past and present Hollyoaks actors host a week of dinners to celebrate the soap’s 30th anniversary. Competing against each other in the special week are Nicole Barber Lane (M...

Channel 4 announces special week of #ComeDineWithMe #CDWM, featuring #Hollyoaks stars for the soap's 30th anniversary week. More details:

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Who would you have host Masterchef ?

Peter Marsh and Jane ...with her sad little life #CDWM

#cdwm #ComeDinewithMe Belfast, STFU about your bowel movements ffs, woman.

"Thank god I got ma ain teeth". Great Glesga subtitles here #cdwm #ComeDinewithMe. That's how it should be done #subtitles #HearingLoss #accessibility

Just heard the best Cockney rhyming slang on Come Dine With Me #CDWM - gone for a Worzel (Gummidge - rummage) ☺️

Oh gawd, we've got a 'zany' one. #CDWM

Some **** always ends up singing dancing fcuking queen. Even that isn't as bad as Josh's repulsive behaviour throughout, then joined by Kate in a food fight. Pathetic. #cdwm #ComeDinewithMe

#NowWatching #ComeDinewithMe #cdwm new run. I want the "tiktokker" to fail violently and painfully. "Films people in the street to get a reaction" eh? Get a proper job that doesn't involve harassing people, dickhead.

I’m watching sleb Come Dine With Me. There’s a guy called Rav who’s obvs never cooked in his life. #cdwm

Secret pleasure: watching #CDWM contestants get on *really* well :)

About to watch @capn_b host his #cdwm night. OMG the disco pants make an early appearance! MEIN EYES!!!

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CHANNEL 4 NOW - Freddie Krueger on Celebrity Come Dine With Me #cdwm http://instagr.am/p/RdNe0wFPUv/

MiMi Aye on Instagram: "Holy moly - Freddie Krueger is on... 1 likes, 6 comments - meemalee on August 27, 2015: "Holy ...

Holy moly - Freddie Krueger is on Celebrity Come Dine With Me tonight! #cdwm http://instagr.am/p/RdNe0wFPUv/

Just realised what newer series of #cdwm is missing - need moar rattus! #horriblehistories #horriblehistoriesgorygames

Morning shopping done. All ingredients in. Cooking starts now. #cdwm

big batch of special pasatta finished and rhubarb cooked #cdwm

@SabrinaGhayour #CDWM on More4 now - Iranian guy cooking :)

I like this #ITV1 show where they just slag each other's houses off. Like #CDWM but without all the tedious cooking.