As the world's first and only TRILLIONAIRE CEO, I approve this peaceful, loving march.
More of you little people should show your support for us! It's lonely at the top, that's why we need our superyachts and private islands!
#CEOLivesMatter
I just want to go on the record as saying *I* was the world first trillionaire CEO no matter what any upstart claims.
Me. ME. MEEE!!!!!!
It matters. It was me first.
#CEOLivesMatter
PS and I have the biggest EVERYTHING!!!!
Not the yachts! Not my beautiful yachts!
What will the peasants have to look up to?
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
Did someone say CEO Lives Matter Most?
We agree! And thank you very much!
Not enough love for the hard-working CEO nowadays - it's almost like the peasants are waking up <shudder>
I'm almost afraid to leave my superyacht!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Biggs knows which side his bread is buttered on - the money side!
#ProfitsOverPeople
It's always all about the money - how else can I keep my fleet of superyachts afloat?
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
Oh sure, make him a saint. Next thing you know you'll be wanting to feed hungry kids for free! Housing for the homeless!
Where does it end? Not with me having more superyachts so CEOs are against it!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Were there any CEOs on board? No? Well ok then.
I'm trying to think of a name for my latest superyacht, how's "Don't Fly Commercial"? Too topical?
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
CEOs LOVE you! We want what's best for you poor people!
And you don't know what that is but WE do!
Just keep fighting amongst yourselves and eating chicken wings and we'll take care of everything!
The more WE have, the more YOU can aspire to! Just shut up and do as you're told!
#CEOLivesMatter
Somebody's gotta do it and their little fingers let them get the small stuff with ease!
Plus, they're to young to know any better! The Rs know how to get big profits!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Gorgeous! Real CEO material!
We always need more talented people of the blood to carry on our patriotic duties! Making money is the highest calling!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Preach!
I like the cut of your jib - keep it up and maybe you can get a berth on one of my yachts.
I'm always looking for someone who can mix the perfect mai-tai while scraping barnacles.
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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It's almost like the "empathy is a sin!" and "freeloading children need to go to work!" messaging isn't working!
Who will wax my superyachts?! Who will pick the Egyptian cotton on my private islands?
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
Fist magnet.
All the CEOs agree.
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Ah, the hard-working rich taking from the undeserving poor! Brings a tear to this CEO's eye.
That's what makes this brave new America the greatest! More and more opportunity for those who deserve it the most! The rich!
And don't forget, empathy and compassion are a sin!
#CEOLivesMatter
He with the most toys wins - the rule we CEOs live by.
And we've got ALL the toys now!
And no one's doing anything about it (except that Italian fellow and he won't last long)!
Your little distractions and fighting amongst yourselves only make us more secure.
#CEOLivesMatter
Ha! I've got a whole fleet of them! And private islands! I'm set - not a care in the world.
Can you poor people say the same?
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
I can't hear you over my superyacht.
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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It was nice and warm inside for the inauguration with the other CEOs but I was pretty surprised when Leon tossed off some Nazi salutes.
Sure, it's great to be rich but you don't have to be such a dick.
#CEOLivesMatter
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I don't remember hiring you but you've got the company line down pat! Keep it up and you might just be in line for a promotion!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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But that's such a beautiful story! And it keeps the underclasses from looking up at us!
Sometimes a beautiful fiction is better than an ugly truth. No one wants to think about what it would 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 take to change things.
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
Those CEOs are just going where the money is like anyone would!
How else are they going to buy that next superyacht?!
Money has no history, no politics and the blood washes right off!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
One thing CEOs have known all along: money has no political party.
Money transcends politics!
And we almost have all of it! So close!
So keep focusing on your socials and especially on how much you hate that person who doesn't look/worship/sound like you!
Pay no attention to us.
#CEOLivesMatter
But what this doesn't say is that CEOs didn't have all the mansions, superyachts and private islands! That's simply not sustainable!
More money for CEOs means more things for peasants to aspire to! You're welcome!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.
Words to live by! All CEOs know this and even the failed mail-order meat salesman and his syndicate embrace it.
Ayn Rand may have been crazy but she got this right.
#CEOLivesMatter
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This is one of my favorites!
It's inspiring to know people want to help us acquire/maintain our yachts and superyachts!
The more CEOs have, the more you can aspire to!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
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Oh come on, a few little bugs, a bit of slime? Hardly anyone got sick!
Do you know how many cockroaches are in coffee?!
Let the corporations do their work without oversight! They do a great job usually!
Eat that liverwurst!
#CEOLivesMatter
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No pity for that CEO.
One of the first lessons in CEO school is "don't get caught!"
smh
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
No more free stuff, deadbeat!
You want to use the toilet? Buy something!
You want to sit there all day? Buy something!
This is America! Consumerism defines us - buy something or get the hell out!
You would be destitute without us!
#CEOLivesMatter
#CEOLivesMatterMost
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