Obama Offers to Help Trump Craft Nuclear Deal with Iran “I hear you're having trouble keeping Iran from getting nukes,” Obama reportedly told Trump. “I have some ideas about how you might get that done.”

Obama Offers to Help Trump Craft Nuclear Deal with Iran

This could work, since the only wrong with the JCPOA was that Obama's name was on it.

@borowitzreport.bsky.social (Andy Borowitz) is an excellent writer and political satirist.

#resist #bluecrew #FreeHormuz #FuckTrump #Fascists #ChickenHawk

Trump claims the Jesus-like image he posted was meant to depict him as a doctor | CNN Politics President Donald Trump posted a photo that showed him as a Jesus-like figure. The photo caused a backlash even among some of his supporters. Trump claimed the photo was actually meant to depict him as...

Donald Trump is a demented, criminally insane, malignant narcissist who should be institutionalized, followed by incarceration, and finally his choice of needle or noose.

#resist #bluecrew #EpsteinClass #SlavaUkraine #LGBTQIA #EatTheRich #FuckTrump #Fascists #ChickenHawk #blasphemer #Anti-Christ

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But by giving Iran everything they wanted, @POTUS PROVED HE IS WEEK. #TacoTrump sounds old hat, I'll call him a #ChickenHawk from now on!

LADY G. HAS GONE INCOGNITO DODGING THE IRAN DRAFT...
🖕😒🖕🧑‍🦳
#LindseyGraham
#AuntBea
#Twinning
#CHICKENhawk
#JAGoffs
#KILL
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ON SECOND THOUGHT... 🤔💡
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T FORCE LADY G. TO THE FRONT LINES OF THE IRAN WAR. 👇
#LindseyGraham
#CHICKENhawk
#NANCYboy
#JAGoffs
#KILL
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Shown: Trump dragging the US Military into Iran:

#chickenhawk

ATTENTION TROOPS: 🚨🚨🚨
DEFERMENT DONNY DOES NOT HAVE YOUR SIX... 👥️
BECAUSE HE'S ON THE BACK NINE. ⛳️
#DonaldTrump
#DraftDodging
#ChickenHawk
#TreasonWeasels
#Kill
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NEVER FORGET DEFERMENT DONNY DISRESPECTS OUR TROOPS...
HE USES SOLDIERS AS CANNON FODDER...
HE USES THEM FOR P.R. ...
HE SEES THEM AS SUCKERS & LOSERS...
HE HAS NO CONCEPT OF PATRIOTISM OR SELFLESS SACRIFICE...
HE HATES THEM BECAUSE HE CANNOT FATHOM THEIR VALOR.
#DonaldTrump
#ChickenHawk
#Kills
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Trump says it's 'not possible' for the U.S. to pay for Medicaid, Medicare and day care: 'We’re fighting wars' Trump urged states to fund benefits programs instead because "we have to take care of one thing: military protection."

Dear Democratic political advisors, please begin churning out commercials, memes, posts, and news spots. Also, make sure you cover every single county in every Congressional district and across all airwaves. MAGA needs to have the truth pushed in their faces.

#resist #bluecrew #ChickenHawk

This watch is worth every second. Unfortunately, unless we stop him, it is all likely to come to pass.

#resist #bluecrew #EpsteinClass #FuckYouTrump #Fascists #ChickenHawk #PedophilePresident #EatTheRich #JuiceTheOrangeMenace #BabyRaperTrump

Trump is the very definition of a #ChickenHawk

#ChickenHawk... 🙄

This #Chickenhawk is temperamentelly incapable of leading us out of the war he started with Iran.

See the definition of Chickenhawk.
The Hill's account of Trump's Five Draft Deferments.

#TrumpΤύραννος #ArticleOneSection8 #Iran #StraitOfHormuz #AirDefense #DoNothingCongress #Courage

U.S. fighter jet downed over Iran, one pilot rescued, official says The two-seater jet appears to have been shot down by Iran, a U.S. official said.

Trump said “nobody” is firing on the U.S. military. Shortly before he spoke, Iran hit a U.S. fighter jet.

“The navy’s gone. Their air force is gone. Their anti-aircraft equipment is gone. We’re flying wherever we want. We have nobody even shooting at us.”

#resist #bluecrew #chickenhawk

{𝙖𝙅𝙎𝘿} Rob Schneider wants the U.S. to restore the draft? Fine. Start with Rob Schneider. #ConscriptHim 🪖

Young Americans should not be dragooned because a 62-year-old hack wants to cosplay as a wartime patriot from the safety of a microphone. 🙄🇺🇸 #RobSchneider #Draft #MilitaryDraft #Chickenhawk ⤵

‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say Several current and former officials blame intense pressure from the White House.

I sure hope the stress doesn't kill him. I'd prefer a nice 30-year-long coma. The kind of coma where you know you're in a coma and screaming to get out, but you can't vocalize or even twitch to get attention.

#resist #bluecrew #EpsteinClass #LGBTQIA #EatTheRich #FuckTrump #FascistFucks #ChickenHawk

Ending Iran war now would cede Hormuz to the enemy, Trump’s former Defense secretary says "You’d see a tax for every ship that goes through" Hormuz if Trump quits now, Gen. Jim Mattis said.

“… ‘[I]f we declared victory, …,’ [Gen. Mattis] said … ‘You’d see a tax for every ship that goes through … We’re in a tough spot … I can’t identify a lot of options.’ [The White House] did not immediately respond …”

#Chickenhawk #TrumpΤύραννος #Iran #MiddleEast #StraitOfHormuz #OilPrices #Courage

If the felon wants to recognize his contribution to America's military at the birthday parade he ordered for himself, he should march in a Bone Spurs Brigade. HE LOVED HIS COUNTRY SO MUCH, HE BOUGHT HIS WAY OUT OF FIGHTING FOR IT.

He feels it in his bone spurs. When his cankles swell it’s time to retreat.#CadetBoneSpurs #ChickenHawk

Consider sending #chickenhawk Lindsey Graham to the front lines. Right up in front. Shame on you.

Great news! Apparently America had another wyt soupremassiz, loudmouthed, dullard who had no respect for the law as President, and it survived his presidency. Unlike #Drumpf, #TheodoreRoosevelt wasn’t a #chickenhawk #coward, but they are alike in many ways.

#KnowHistory
#KeepFighting✊🏾

#ChickenHawk

DonOLD 'Bonespurs' Trump is not afraid of another Vietnam quagmire. Isn't he brave?

Of all the stupid #ChickenHawk bullshit....

ANYWHERE our soldiers are at risk of KIA is combat circumstances. Period.

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Retribution Tour Of Duty

#Chickenhawk

#ChickenHawk ChickenHawk ChickenHawk!!!

Brian should report from the bridge of one of those tankers in the Strait. #chickenhawk