Never knew how to use #codswallop in a sentence before. Thanks!

Kara Swisher shaming the @washingtonpost for platforming Trump regime lies.

(And teaching us new words. #Codswallop)

Conservative
Oppositional
Disorder
#CODSWALLOP

325. Dyslexia Rules K.O

This week Gemma embarrasses herself & talks about her journey with dyslexia & shocks James with some "talents" she's learnt to help her read aloud. James also manages to bring car corner into the discussion.

#Unfpod #Dyslexia #Comedy #Podcast #Codswallop

Don’t want to go so I can keep saying it … apparently all the headz are going to Albania which is the new Croatia which was the new Ibiza …
#CodsWallop

Surprised that 'Reformer spouts #codswallop to win brownie points in the #Reform party' is news.

A Britishism that I’ve seen twice today: “cod-philosophy”
#CodPhilosophy from #codswallop

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Called my husband a codswalloping orc today due to a misspelling of Legolas.
It’s the best off the cuff insult I’ve ever thrown at someone.
And now it is my gift to you all. #codswallop

Day 1, Canadian Federal Election. Untalented backbench-barnacle turned Conservative leader Pierre Palaver offers a grand $900 tax cut to working people. Palaver still has no meaningful policy and struggles to find a non-MAGA identity after years of courting #MAGA #codswallop.
#cdnpoli #canadastrong

#codswallop

#AWordAWeek #Codswallop This is a simple bit of nonsense for you to now become aware of.

Brasso and gin
Rubbed below
Will give a goat
A subtle glow.
Great for frot,
A saucy lather,
Bleating thanks
To Holy Father.

#GoatLove
#Codswallop

307. Old Man Water Issues

Guess who’s back!!!!! That right, James is back to say where he’s been, movie reviews, codswallop, #McRib review & lots more.

@unfpod #Unfpod #McDonalds #Crows #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice #joker2 #Codswallop #Podcast

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CUTE POST ALERT!!!!
We have a NEW addition to our #furbabies in the Talking Codswallop Podcast Family. Here they are, meet Mr Sox, Murphy, Levi, Lacie and newbie LeRoy. ❤️🐶😻🐾

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#Codswallop #Pets #dogs #cats #Cute #Podcast #catlovers #catlife #doglover #doglife

#humor #codswallop

Someone went to a lot of trouble to reproduce this "poster" and place it on lampposts around Nanaimo. Must have wanted to tell us something. But what?

Totally incoherent! Or is my own Involuntary Auditory Implant Loop interfering with my comprehension?

#codswallop #ConspiracyTheoryNonsense

“Buncha #codswallop,” Miki declared. “Of course we stole the real painting.”
Daisy flicked a knife out and slashed the #canvas. Everyone cried out—until she showed them a notecard tucked into the frame.
‘Gotcha!’ Vega’s handwriting mocked. ‘If you want the real deal…’
#vss365 #whistpr

She peered deep into the dark well.
"Did you know each type of #darkness has a #characteristic scent? The darkness of wells and caves, for example, smells like revenge."
"Utter #codswallop," he scoffed.
"It's true. Come smell it."
He scowled. Leaned over.
And she pushed him in.

#2wordprompt #vss365

"What's this moron saying! It's all #codswallop!"

"Quite obviously, yes. And yet, he may win the election."

"Do people never learn?"

"Apparently not."

#VSS365

Doodle of a strangely eager-looking robot. A topiary duck's head pokes in from the side.

A robot walked into a bar. Then it course-corrected and walked through the door. It approached the bartender.
"Need a charge?"
"No." The robot tilted its head. "I want some ... #codswallop. The special stuff."
"You know nonsense will mess you up."
"Make me incorrect. Please." #vss365 #MicroFiction

Is there a less lyrical word
than #codswallop?

A fish followed by a smack,
seems to have beaten my knack
to shape random words,
to polish lexical turds —

it's quite absurd!

Now, lines blurred,
I return to the common herd

quite tired of this word:

it's codswallop!

#vss365

When you’re building bridges
You will likely attract trolls
Who sit beneath your sturdy posts
Where seldom people scroll

They’ll willow in the comments
Ready quick to wallop
Unsuspecting innocents
With their dread #Codswallop

#vss365

A man sold me happiness in a jar.

#Codswallop, I knew.

But every time I went for a snifter of that glowing amber liquid, in the moments as I raised it to my lips, I believed it would work. I’d be happy.

I couldn’t stop buying more. I bankrupted myself for hope.

#vss365

‘I’ll have a bowl of Bunkum with a lashings of Balderdash. A Flannel Flan. The Poppycock chicken with a jug of Hogwash. A side of Twaddled Potatoes. A Piffle Trifle. Two of the Liquorice Gibberish. And three Choc Chip Claptraps, one with a dollop of #codswallop. Thanks!’

#VSS365

how tantalising
the naive becomes the lover
the wallflower
finally blooms

it's not #codswallop
after all

#vss365
#poetry

There are sundry pieces of circulating #codswallop here that certainly have packed a wallop & tossed general opinions on this off a cliff at a gallop & enveloped a presence, a presence that would cause even a pig to wallow & simulate sunlit, poignant pleasures of the Moon, isn’t it?
#vss365

Today I read
So many bad takes on things:
what's this #codswallop?!

#vss365 #haiku #poetry #writing #writingcommunity

"We all know he speaks fluent balderdash, the question is: Did tonight's speech count as blethering #codswallop or just his usual double Dutch gibberish?"
#vss365