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Trump: “I know what I’m doing.”
Also Trump: invokes Hannibal Lecter as a border policy metaphor.
Someone tell him he’s not in a horror movie—he’s writing one. #TariffTantrum #CUNTAlerT
Trump: “Nothing can destroy coal.”
Reality: Market forces, clean energy, and physics already have. But sure, let’s reroute power through delusion. #CUNTAlerT
This isn’t a historical footnote.
It happened on 15 March 2025.
In the United States.
Deportations carried out in silence.
Names withheld.
No charges.
No due process.
Disappearances by plane — sanctioned by law.
#Disappear #CUNTalert #StateSecrets #AlienEnemiesAct #HumanRights
Remember when a private email server nearly brought democracy to its knees? Now we’ve got war plans group-chatted to The Atlantic editor like it’s a PTA thread. But hey—at least Hillary never added Vogue to a drone strike briefing.
#CUNTalert #FoolOnTheHill #Trumpocalypse
Goldberg didn’t hack anything. He was invited.
And when he realised what he had, he had the decency to redact names.
Meanwhile, the cabinet replied with fire emojis.
#FoolOnTheHill #CUNTalert
C.U.N.T. Alert
Crybaby Unhinged Narcissist Tantrum
Donald Trump melts down over an unflattering portrait in Colorado’s capitol. The kicker? It was commissioned by his own fans.
Soundtrack: “You’re So Vain” – Carly Simon
#TrumpTantrum #ColoradoCanvasCrisis #CUNTAlert
C.U.N.T. ALERT: Crank Unleashes National Tantrum
Trump just revoked Biden & co’s security clearances—not for safety, but spite. It’s petty. It’s Tom Petty.
Soundtrack: Don’t Come Around Here No More – Tom Petty
#CUNTAlerT #Trumpocalypse #Satire #Thread #TomPetty
Students shouldn’t have to lawyer up to speak out.
But here we are—backed into silence by fear.
The playbook from abroad is now domestic policy.
Reject. Resist. Repeat.
#CUNTAlerT #Lowkey #FreeSpeechUnderFire #RejectResistRepeat
#CUNTAlert – Completely Unfit Narcissistic Tyrant
Prince Harry’s past drug use sparked outrage with calls to revoke his visa. Meanwhile, Musk was clearly off his nut on ket at Trump’s inauguration—yet silence. The hypocrisy is staggering.
Soundtrack: Out of My Brain on Dope and Speed – Julian Cope
C.U.N.T. Alert (Completely Unfit Narcissistic Tyrant):
Trump just axed the U.S. war crimes office—because investigating atrocities is bad for business. Putin approves.
Soundtrack: The Man Who Sold the World – David Bowie.
#Trump #WarCrimes #CUNTAlert #TheManWhoSoldTheWorld
C.U.N.T. ALERT: Completely Unfit Narcissistic Tyrant
Trump’s Ukraine peace plan? A Putin call, some crayons, and a map where Kyiv is Moscow 2. Zelenskyy gets a handshake and a “be grateful.” Genius.
Soundtrack is Waiting for the Worms – Pink Floyd.
#Trump #Ukraine #Putin #Satire #CUNTAlert
C.U.N.T. ALERT – Completely Unfit Narcissistic Tyrant strikes again!
Trump voids Biden’s pardons—because autopens are deep-state sorcery. Expect new executive orders in crayon.
Soundtrack: We Don’t Need This Fascist Groove Thang – Heaven 17
#Trump #CUNTAlert #AutopenGate #Heaven17 #Satire
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