Despite being appropriately gruesome, #CabinFever2SpringFever is boring and DROWNS in cliches. Such as:
1. The dying friend who says “Go on without me, man.”
2. The female love interest who is a HORRIBLE judge of character.
3. The bad boyfriend who is looking for an excuse to commit murder. Ⓐ
Typical words of the dying humans in #CabinFever:
“I’m sick.”
“I’m thirsty.”
“I need help.”
Typical words of the dying humans in #CabinFever2SpringFever:
“I need help” (repeated ad nauseam).
So the dying in #CabinFever2 have an even more hilariously limited vocabulary than in the first film. Ⓐ
The ultimate disgrace of #CabinFever2SpringFever - is the protagonist’s way of winning over the girl of his dreams. He screams an incel-fuelled and expletive-laden rant at her. Her response? She’s swept off her feet! Misogyny - it’s ALWAYS the surest way to a woman’s heart. #OnlyInTheMovies Ⓐ
In #CabinFever2SpringFever, the young cop (who was a slimeball, idiot, and villain in the first film) is back - and has been repackaged as a “humane” cop for the sequel. The sequel claims he’s NOT a coldblooded murderer - though (in the first film) the rest of his police department certainly were. Ⓐ
Saw #CabinFever2SpringFever, a sequel that moves from the woods - to a town. Instead of horny college brats getting it on (and dying from a #FleshEatingDisease), the sequel has horny high schoolers getting it on (and guess WHAT ELSE they’re doing). The level of innovation in the film blew my mind! Ⓐ
