On balks, however, Ted has room to work. He averages 4 a year, and no one else is even close—which means he has all the time in the world, and absolutely no pressure, to catch up to ☕ #CafeterosMAR founding pitcher Abdón Flores, who accrued just 28 balks in his 19-year career.

The 1879 🐐 #ChupacabrasCAN avenged themselves on the ⚙️ #IngenierosRIN with a sweep in the Campeonato Nacional de Puerto Rico.

Since then, it's happened five times:
1883: ⚙️ over 🌰 #CorsosYAU
1885: ⚙️ over ☕ #CafeterosMAR
1887: 👑 #ReyesJUA over ☕
1894: ⚙️ over #CanariosHAT
1903: 🧀 #QuesiterosISA over 🧭

12/31:
#MartillerosVGA 🔨 send:
🇵🇷 LF Severo Ávila (23, 40 OVR / 44 POT)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 RF Justin Stewart (24, 20 OVR / 34 POT)

#CafeterosMAR ☕ send:
🇵🇷 LHP Esteban Rolón (30, 45 OVR)

This feels like a mistake by Maricao: Rolón is a skilled pitcher in need of a little conditioning and neither return is very good.

A screenshot of a player's personality metric that says "Power is short on motivation," plus letting us know the guy is high in financial ambition and low on work ethic.

Deep political insight, or factual dunk on the phenomenal Canadian shortstop the #CafeterosMAR ☕ put on the trading block?