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Original post on mstdn.chrisalemany.ca

IMHO: the ad is just a little too low-budget amateur to graduate fully from 'massive cringe' (my overriding reaction lol) to socially disruptive 'parody' but OK, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt I guess?

Aside: what i take away from this is that car salespeople of all genders [โ€ฆ]

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Sold a guy a car 13 years ago.

Here: youtu.be/J5KtqSlcgx4

He called me today to fix his AC.
He never changed the oil.
Now heโ€™s suing me.
You canโ€™t make this up ๐Ÿ˜‚

#prankcall , #cardealer, #funny , #funnyskit , #prankrecording , #dealershiplife , #carsalesman , #hondacivic , #smallbusinessowner

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Sold a guy a car 13 years ago.

Here: youtu.be/J5KtqSlcgx4

He called me today to fix his AC.
He never changed the oil.
Now heโ€™s suing me.
You canโ€™t make this up ๐Ÿ˜‚

#prankcall , #cardealer, #funny , #funnyskit , #prankrecording , #dealershiplife , #carsalesman , #hondacivic , #smallbusinessowner

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Day 9: Greasebag

He's back with another sweet deal!! 9/31

#SOTBGC10 #sculptober #monstober #characterdesign #blender3d #3dcharactersculpting #3dmodelling #seasonofthebadguysclub10 #lowbrowart #greasbag #carsalesman

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#RTGBIZ #PSA
"Commission based Middlemen are outdated & obsolete.

#SportsAgents #FinancialAdvisors #CarSalesman"

#Lifeskills #Computer #TechnologySolutions
#UI & #UX #FinancialPlanning is a must.
#Tiktok & #Influencers paid #Ad can't help you.

#PrePostRTG #AI #DigitalService

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Allez, je vous fais un prix: 10 pour le prix de 7 !! #Carsalesman

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Time to upgrade?
Call Jeremiah De Voe
(678) 323-9942

#carriagekiawoodstock
#chucky #kia #hostage #carsalesman #carsalesmanlife #carsalesmanmemes

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Reeeeal convenient that the dealership JUST got new computers that wiped out ALL warranty data so you can't be sure what I've bought and paid for.

Unfortunately for you, I keep my paper contracts and know EXACTLY what you owe me. See you at the service center, punk.

#carsalesman #scam

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As much as I loved Danny Devito in Matilda, I think we all now know there is one person much better suited to that role...

#Tesla #Musk #DannyDevito #Matilda #Odometer #Swatsticars #CarSalesman

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What a #Salesman
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#Funny #StandUpComedy #CrowdWork #Marriage #CarSalesman

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And like his casinos and the other guy's cars, we will foot the bill for this. The #slumlord and the #carsalesman strike again

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#Auctioning #America #CarSalesman #InTheif
A copy of the Declaration of Independence, the July 1776 Exeter Broadside, was sold at Sotheby's for $2 million, with the buyer paying $2.4 million after fees.

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The #SA kicked off the #Nazi #BookBurnings on the #7thMarch1933 less than #40days after #Hitler became #Chancellor 2 weeks before the #EnablingAct & 4yrs before #Adolf became a #CarSalesman
The #Orange #DickTaker is racing ahead of the curve๐Ÿค”
Wonder what that could mean?

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And now, the #slumlord is sending his #goons to protect the #carsalesman. Why anybody ever revered these two eejits is beyond me

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#trump #carsalesman

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#Trump as #CarSalesman!

I suppose it's a step up from #EstateAgent

But he's still a Don
Looks like a Don
Talks like a Don
Acts like a Don

@channel4news.bsky.social #news
#IsItOK @theLatLeg.bsky.social

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Shouldnโ€™t he be giving these talks from the dementia wing? #Craycray #trump #carsalesman #rainmaker

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Come on down to Crazy Don's Car sales!
#trump #tesla #carsalesman

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๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ London still putting those leon foos, and ๐ŸŠWig on more BLAST !! The lookin all wack, jack! #carsalesman the worst car salesmen in the land.

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Dayuuuum, that tsla foo fhhhked himself. England got his azz on BLAST!! #Carsalesman wack-azz carsalesman

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The US economy is so bad even the President is selling cars. ๐Ÿš—
#carsalesman #teslasucks #elon

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#Wire #Thief #Moron #Felon #Predator #CarSalesman

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I cannot believe the president of the United States is hawking cars in front of the White House. This is insanity. #carsalesman #fucktrump #resist

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Trump is a #CarSalesman

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Pitching Teslas! #trump #elonmusk #carsalesman #whitehouse #eggs #inflation #news #fyp #fypใ‚ท #wtf

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Pitching cars at the White House! WTF!! #trump #elonmusk #carsalesman #whitehouse #eggs #inflation #news #fyp #fypใ‚ท #wtf

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#Trump is literally being #CarSalesman at the Whitehouse right now. And I thought slinging MAGA merch (w/ a stolen design) from the oval office was sleezy... It don't think it gets much worse than this lmao.

The man simply cannot stop grifting.

(Pic for context)

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