'Carrie On Sleazing' starring Bernard Breslaw as Boris 'Bungdit In' Johnson, #CarrieSymonds as Marie Antoinette, Charles Hawtrey as #JacobReesMogg, Kenneth Williams as Matt 'Hand' Cock, Peter Butterworth as #MichaelGove & the late Barbara Windsor as #PritiPatel. #PMQs #TorySleaze

Anyone seen what kind of fridge #carriesymonds chose for the #downingstreetflat? My money is on a big 'smeg'...? #pmqs #CarrieAntoinette #frigidair @Keir_Starmer

The bald weevil says he isn't being pushed, he blogged about leaving back in January. Thing is, he has form for retrospectively changing his blog to suit his hindsight, so I think I'll just believe that the woman was stronger. #CarrieSymonds #DominicGoings