The Catdiva Monologues They brought it home. That floppy, bug-eared interloper. That sycophantic imposter It has breath like betrayal and a brain possessed by the caninion devil on LSD after coffee and a slurp of Red Bull.

Akela has spoken. The spaniel has arrived. Peace has left.
This week’s Catdiva Monologue explores betrayal, paw-licking trauma, and Emotional Processing Box violations.
A Meowalogue in Three Whines.
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