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(1) Praline the cat after massively urgent need to get out, sits in the middle of the conservatory ignoring the catflap to her left

(2) Praline Cat standing by the conservatory door 30s later waiting for her slave to let her in

#CatsAreTwats #498

Praline: URGENT!! scratches at door - must get out!!!

Me: opens door 1

Praline: bolts thru the door to conservatory door, door is opened for me, runs 5 steps . Meh, i’ll just sit here (1)

Me: 🙄

30s later

Praline: yeah, let me back in now (2)

Me: 🤬

#CatsAreTwats #457

We were sat outside the pub having a pint this afternoon, when the pub cat decided to present us with a field mouse, which she then proceeded to eat in front of us.

She ate the whole lot, not a scrap left…nearly put me off my pint! 🫣
#Brutal
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