Picture of my short-haired black cat crouched awkwardly on a couch cushion. He is looking over his shoulder towards the camera, and has been caught mid-lick so he has an absolutely atrocious derp face happening. 😂 It's definitely one of those accidentally perfect camera moments.

Whew! Been busy on the home front, friend-o's!

Popping in quick to say I'M ALIVE! And that I've got sooo many things to share over the next month!

For now, have my cat being an absolute goblin. 😂🤌💜

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A black cat sitting primly atop an in-progress pile of an orange satin sewing project. The pile is right next to the sewing machine, clearly in use, except that right now there's a very self-satisfied cat on it.

A burnt loaf of a goobus cat laying atop a large, folded piece of bright orange material, which is clearly mid-pattern-cutting. The mischief loaf has been caught mid-meow, so his face is partly scrunched and his mouth open just a tiny bit, giving him a ridiculously silly expression.

A short-haired black cat sits within a large pile of pink leopard-print fabric. The is draped over his back half where it was tossed over him, and he is looking over his shoulder in consternation at this sudden development. His pose indicates that the thought running through his head might be akin to: "WTF, Möther?!", or maybe, "My Ass!". 🤣

Close-up photo of the primly sitting feet of a black cat, posed on top of a mid-cut sewing pattern. The goobus LITERALLY sat down ON MY PATTERN, AS I WAS CUTTING IT. I had to remove my scissors mid-cut as he forced his way into my space and put his ass on my pattern piece. To be fair, it was time for dinner. He is an excellent and reliable clock. 😂

A montage of the 'help' I've received the last few days. 😂

He's such a good boy!

#BortholeSon
#Hexscapades
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Your grace, lunch is rea…..

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Diane has learned that if she jumps on the toilet when I'm heading to the bathroom, she gets attention. LET ME POOP, KITTY!
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Ziva baby #catsbeingweirdlittleguys

So handsome… so weird!! Haha
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A photo of a short-haired, chubby-cheeked black cat sitting inside the cube of a cube-unit style bookshelf. He is looking up from underneath the bottom edge of the shelf above him. His eyes are HUGE, his paws are TINY, and his Mischief is MASSIVE.

BUT MÖTHER, I WANT TO HELP SORT THE BOOKS!

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#CatsAndWriters
#WritersLife
#WriteSky

Picture of a weird little guy doing weird little guy things! (A black cat is laying half upside-down in a semicircle, his head towards the viewer. His leggies are sprawled, with one little paw just under his chin. His head is fully upside-down, airplane ears splayed left and right as they are smooshed into the rainbow carpet her lays upon. His eyes are very wide and full of mischief. His nose is eminently boopable, his whiskers long whispy white against his black fur. His mouth is closed, but his little fangies poke out against his lower lip. He looks very silly and is 100% a pet-my-tummy-and-i'll-blender-your-skin trap.)

Greetings from the household goobus! He says hello to all you lovely monsterfuckers (and everyone else, too)!

#BarelyMaintainingMySanity
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#Cats
#MonsterfuckerHousehold

My wife, as she's walking past our cat, who is busy cleaning his back foot in as awkward and slurpy a manner as possible:

"Come along, sir! Bring those tasty beans to bed!"

Me: 🤐 "T-tasty beans...?!"

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#tastybeans

Photo of a black cat laying on the floor. He is laying on his side, sprawled flat in the heat. He is very melted.

A photo of a black cat melted on the floor. Pic is from the top down showing full profile of melted kitty. He is half on a wooden floor, half on a rainbow carpet, and alllll stretched.

Photo of sneaky kitty peaking over the top of his play tunnel. Kitty is black colored & you can see him loafed behind the tunnel, but he is acting as though no one can see him.

Look at this perfect melt boi! So hot. So sneaky. 😂

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#writerslife #cats

Screenshot from a chat service. First message shows a picture of a black cat loafed right in the middle of a bathroom doorway. Text underneath reads "Omg. You were barely out the door & I turned around to find THIS". Response: "Hehe, enjoy your Klingon!". Reply to response: "He has been fed and shouted KUPLAH! when I put the kibbles in his bee."

You know you're a nerd when...

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