Someone sitting on a cabinet

I once spent an entire afternoon rearranging my sock drawer, convinced I was finally "finding myself." When finished, I looked at the drawer. My socks didn’t care. Neither did I. I realized: life sucks sometimes, and socks are just... there. #SockDrawerPhilosophy #NothingMatters #ChangedForever

Toaster with toasted slices of bread.

Spending 20 minutes watching a toaster toast bread, deeply contemplating the essence of life... Why does the bread transform? Why do I keep pressing the lever? In that moment, I realized—nothing matters, and yet, we are all toast. #ChangedForever #LifeInTheCrumbs #ToastedAndLost #FutileExistence

Wonderful beige paint

I once sat down on my couch and stared at a blank wall for an entire hour. No distractions, just me and the beige paint. It was in that silent, passive moment that I truly grasped the depth of existence. Sometimes, watching paint dry is wonderful. #ChangedForever #BeigeMeditation #ExistentialCouch

A garden gnome

I once went for a walk in the park to clear my mind. It was peaceful, you know, birds chirping, leaves rustling. I thought about life, my choices, and... wow, it was life-changing. Sometimes, you just need a moment of quiet to realize things. #ChangedForever #DeepMoments #ThePowerOfNature

A woman juggling with fruit

I tried to impress a date with my “amazing” juggling skills. Three oranges, two broken lamps, and one terrified cat later, we ended up on the floor in hysterics. The lesson? Some tricks are better left untried. Now, I only bake. #JugglingFail #RomanticDisaster #LessonLearned #ChangedForever

Inside of a tumble dryer

One fateful day, I lost a sock in the wash. Not just any sock — the sock. I searched for hours, only to find it hiding in the dryer, living its best life. That’s when I realized: life’s not about finding answers. It’s about embracing the chaos. 😇 #SockPhilosophy #LaundryEnlightenment #ChangedForever

An upside down skateboard

I tried to impress my friends with my "amazing" skateboard tricks. Ended up spinning off the board and landing in a puddle. My pants were soggy, but my ego? Destroyed. The puddle? Was actually a dog’s water bowl. #ChangedForever #SkateboardFail #NotTheDogBowl #EpicSplash

A cat stretching

I tried to teach my cat yoga. Mid-downward dog, she jumped on my back, causing me to accidentally breakdance. I ended up in a split, staring at her like, "Was that the plan?" From then on, we just nap. #ChangedForever #CatYoga #AccidentalBreakdancer #LifeInSplits

A bowl full of colorful vegetables

I once ordered a steak that was so rare, it gave me a side-eye. The waiter apologized, but when I took a bite, the cow mooed at me. Now, I only order food that doesn’t have existential crises. Veganism is great #RestaurantFails #MooingSteak #TooRare #ExistentialCrisis #DineAndDash #ChangedForever

A ladle on top of spilt sauce

I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos

A funeral chapel with a coffin in the middle

At a funeral, I accidentally leaned on the coffin, and it tipped over like a game of Jenga. The lid flew open, and the deceased’s hat rolled down the aisle. I spent the next five minutes playing “chase the hat” with others. Now I don't go to funerals #ChangedForever #FuneralFails #WhoopsieDaisy

A sign saying "Safety First"

I once spilled coffee on my laptop, and it turned into a full-on waterpark. Keyboard slides, monitor waves, mouse swimming, all sorts. Now, I drink coffee only in waterproof containers. Safety first. #ChangedForever #LaptopSplash #CoffeeDisaster #TechWaterpark #LessonsInClumsiness

A white llama

One day, I tripped on a banana peel and fell into a parallel universe where llamas ruled. They crowned me "Empress of Banana Peel" and gave me a crown made of bananas. Ever since, I can’t look at banana the same way. #ChangedForever #LlamaQueen #BananaPeelSaga #AbsurdReality

A black sock

During a #grief support group, someone suggested writing goodbye letters to lost things. I wrote mine to the sock my dryer swallowed in 2011. I wept. The room wept. Turns out, everyone had also lost socks that year. We started a memorial. I now hold candlelight vigils for laundry. #ChangedForever

A meditating man in nature

At a wellness retreat, I sampled an essential oil labeled “Clarity.” Within seconds, I recited my old school locker combo, solved a sudoku from memory, and exposed someone’s fake crystal business. They now call me “Nosey Shaman" as I sniff-test contracts before signing. #ChangedForever #ScentSense

A vending machine

I tried to fix a jammed vending machine by whispering motivational quotes at it. Suddenly, the keypad lit up and it asked me for my deepest fear. I said “parallel parking.” It dispensed 42 packets of Twix and a bottle of Moët. I now park diagonally out of respect. #VendingAwakening #ChangedForever

A man at work sitting and looking at computer screens

I once accidentally scheduled a meeting with myself. Out of politeness, I showed up. Things got deep. I asked myself about my five-year plan and cried at my own answer. Ended with a handshake and a follow-up meeting next Friday. I now cc myself on all emotional decisions. #ChangedForever #selfcare

A fork and spaghetti

I once mistook a "silent retreat" for a karaoke contest and screamed "Stayin’ Alive" for two hours straight. The crowd cheered, crowned me King of Karaoke, and handed me a crown made of spaghetti. That day, I learned: Life is just an accidental performance. #SilentRetreatFail #ChangedForever

A raccoon

I once tried to pet a raccoon thinking it was a fluffy cat. It wasn’t. It was a raccoon. It bit my finger, gave me a judgmental look, and then stole my sandwich. That was the moment I realized: Never trust animals wearing masks. My finger still hurts! #LifeLessons #RaccoonRevenge #ChangedForever

Oh fuck. You have no idea, what you just did to my brain... #changedforever

Rare for me to be in one of my shots but for size reference here is one. #selfie #waterfall #PNW #changedforever #afterthefire #columbiarivergorge #oregon

Changed forever because of some little prick throwing fireworks in a ravine starting a massive fire in the Columbia River Gorge #afterthefire #waterfall #longexposure #sad #PNW #changedforever #fucktrump