Is this the fattest squirrel in Texas? Meet 'Chunkosaurus Rex' Texas Parks and Wildlife crowned its winner of 'Fat Squirrel Week,' but how fat is 'Chunkosaurus Rex,' really?

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"C.rex is a fan of borrowing snacks from campers. He spends most of his day waddling from one shady oak to the next, cheeks stuffed." 🐿️ Waddle on, my friend.

Fat Squirrel Week crowns Chunkosaurus Rex champion as Texas critters binge The stout squirrel from Dinosaur Valley State Park beat out Chunk Norris for the top spot.

#ChunkosaurusRex of #DinosaurValleyStatePark has been crowned champion of the #TexasParks and Wildlife Department's inaugural "Fat Squirrel Week" competition.

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