Austin Church Under Fire: Pride Flag Takes a Hit, Sinners Rejoice #Satire #AustinNews #PrideFlag #ChurchChronicles #HolyMischief By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX — Members of Holy Roller United Baptist Church arrived this Sunday to find their holy sanctuary in a state most unholy: their beloved Pride flag, which had been gently waving next to the ‘World’s Best Potluck’ banner, had been torn down! Vandals, presumably suffering from a severe deficiency of both color and sparkle, left behind a single note reading, “God Hates Rainbows: Try Beige.”

Austin Church Under Fire: Pride Flag Takes a Hit, Sinners Rejoice

#Satire #AustinNews #PrideFlag #ChurchChronicles #HolyMischief By: TheJestPress.com AUSTIN, TX — Members of Holy Roller United Baptist Church arrived this Sunday to find their holy sanctuary in a state most unholy: their beloved…

being as I’m fascinated by religion and I haven’t gone in all my time living here, I might just go. See what is about. Expand my mind, life, experience and knowledge.

Somebody remind me I got places to go next Saturday! #ChurchChronicles

St. Joseph's Catholic Church, complete with timeless brick architecture, blooming trees, and a stroller casually parked like it's claiming its own pew. Don't get too cozy though; that 10-minute parking limit means you're living on borrowed time.

#10MinuteParking #StrollerDrama #ChurchChronicles