Wait'll he sees the kind of stuff we *usually* watch, haha!
I kid, he seems like the kind of guy that'd enjoy clowning on #Clownado too.
#FrightClub
#Coherence
That was weird but somewhat charmingly off-kilter. It sure as shit beats the hell outta #Clownado at least. I feel somewhat redeemed.
Have a good night, y'all. Don't work too hard tomorrow.
#FrightClub
#Wishcraft
Oh! I found it!
...and now presenting: The Weather.
"The Bus Is Late (Waiting For the Bus in the Rain)" by Satellite High
#FrightClub
#Clownado
#WelcometoNightVale
Let me tell you about a little movie called #Clownado...
#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
#FrightClub
Hmmm it wouldnβt be a lousy two bit lot lizard would it?
#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#Splatterween ππͺ
#FrightClub
#Clownado
I was hoping for a character that was one-eighth as endearing as Funzo in last night's #Clownado. And even those meager hopes were dashed like a styrofoam cooler on rocky, storm-lashed shores.
But yeah, Apocalypse Clown was some kinda miracle.
It's late. I'm still wired. So disconnecting from #Clownado for one of my "middle of the night can't sleep angsting" comfort movies.
Thinking on my go-tos I had a BIG involuntary inhale/exhale at "The Equalizer" Denzel Washington version so...
I'm 16 minutes in. Did I blink and miss the clowns?
#Clownado #FrightClub
This opening music is an ever increasingly violent waltz tempo woven through circus clown music and STOP. It.
#Clownado #FrightClub
Starting #Clownado and I gotta say, I *really* like the opening titles sequence. With appropriately creepy music.
Will the movie hold up?
One #FrightClub watcher said this:
"I'd say one thing about this movie: every time they introduce a new character, they waste no time in....
Thanks for the fun, #FrightClub! As bad as #Clownado got, it still wasn't as bad as Honeydew.
Wow, I totally missed that. They waited until the very end to start throwing in random horror easter eggs? How very #Clownado of them.
#FrightClub
#Clownado
That's your choice, but you missed the original song "CLOWNADO" based on the motion picture Clownado.
And it wasn't even some hideous nu metal song like you'd think, either! But nah, I get it.
#FrightClub
#Clownado
#Clownado
#Clownado
That was a movie π₯°
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
It was pretty!
#Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ #FrightClub
Are they supposed to be like Joker and Harley Quinn?
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
Completely no sarcasm, straight up, this is my favorite thing about no-budget movies people made with all their friends: the closing credits scenes
They did not make good art here, but they had a damn good time and I love that!
#Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ #FrightClub
The pseudo Pulp Fiction/Surf Rider closing song was my favorite part.
#Clownado #FrightClub
Clown chow would be a better movie
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
Do or die time movie. Letβs finish this.
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
Sometimes going into a movie blind means coming out of it WISHING you were.
Thanks for taking this ride with me #FrightClub and I'll see you on the flip.
#Clownado
Unlike this mess π
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
The guy in the Dalek shirt is basically Spock
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
An ad break NOW? Come to think of it, I think I only had maybe two or three this whole movie. Thanks, Tubi.
#FrightClub
#Clownado
Oh my god, no, save yourself π
#Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ #FrightClub
Did he say Hawk lived through two of them?
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
Pop goes the weasel mutherfucker
And thunder!
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
Um does anyone care that this is pretty much the same plot as Sharknado?
#FrightClub #Clownado π€‘πͺοΈ
I missed tonight's #FrightClub movie #Clownado but I checked in on comments at about 20 minutes in to decide whether or not to watch it "after hours."
The first skeets my eye landed on were these from @xenionx.bsky.social, @jimmydetroit.bsky.social, and...
"You don't need to tell me anything about tornados, honey!"
Could you stop telling us about the #Clownado, too?
#FrightClub